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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by gumi » 03 Sep 2016, 17:06

<WildX> i haven't really developed religions yet
<WildX> gumi, all Tritans are gay how's that
<gumi> yay
<WildX> Actually I am going to make Tritans bisexual by nature
<WildX> Fu‌ck it, I'm God.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by WildX » 03 Sep 2016, 17:52

meko wrote:<WildX> i haven't really developed religions yet
<WildX> gumi, all Tritans are gay how's that
<gumi> yay
<WildX> Actually I am going to make Tritans bisexual by nature
<WildX> Fu‌ck it, I'm God.
I am a liberal kind of god.

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Consider that fact canon. You're welcome.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by gumi » 14 Sep 2016, 00:45

[23:42] Prsm: if i am being honest, in all the years i have played, platyna getting the axe was the best thing that ever happened to the game
[23:42] mrgrey: I didn't enjoy being a GM as much while she was in charge
[23:42] mrgrey: she really had no clue
[23:42] Prsm: she was a cancer in the locker room
[23:43] Tezer431: there is a locker room?!?!?!
[23:43] Prsm: yeah
[23:43] Prsm: mrgrey drops his soap all the time
[23:43] Prsm: and smiles
[23:43] Gumi: and I pick up the soap
[23:43] Gumi grins

[23:44] Prsm: i doubt you actually laugh out load
[23:44] Prsm: i seldom do
[23:45] Tezer431: noone laughs out loud
[23:45] Tezer431: its like a mental chuckle
[23:45] Prsm: more fitting for me is, ijpa
[23:45] Prsm: i just peed alittle
[23:45] Tezer431: you pee everytime u say lol?
[23:45] Prsm: doesnt everyone
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by omatt » 08 May 2017, 17:56

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[16:17] Pastrome: how steal items
[16:19] Pastrome: anyone know how to steal i saw some one steal villians shirt
[16:19] Villain: stealing is easy, press and hold the Alt key followed by F4
[16:20] Pastrome: ?
[16:20] Pastrome: im on laptop
[16:20] Pastrome: i dont have f keys
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 23 Oct 2017, 02:09

[23:21] Snarflaxus: kick tree
[23:21] Undead Tree drops a cake on Snarflaxus's head
[23:21] Snarflaxus: I'd share the cake with Rill.
[23:21] Snarflaxus: But she killed a mouboo
[23:22] Rill_ has not YET killed a mouboo, but Snarfy is tempting her greatly.
[23:22] Snarflaxus: Psychopath!
[23:22] Rill_: stinky ruminant
[23:22] Snarflaxus: Mouboo killer!
[23:22] Snarflaxus: Mouboo hater!
[23:23] straelin: i have to admit, mouboo burger sort of rolls off the tongue
[23:23] Rill_: it does, now that you mention it!
[23:24] Snarflaxus: Now serving straelin and Rill sandwiches.
[23:24] Rill_: toss another mouboo on the barbie?
[23:24] Snarflaxus grabs butcher knife
[23:25] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: it is hard to say noo to a grilled mouboo
[23:25] Snarflaxus cuts hocus pocus into pieces first, then straelin, then Rill
[23:25] Snarflaxus: Mouboos can see they aren't wanted.
[23:25] Snarflaxus leaves forever
[23:26] Rill_: he'll be back
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 20 Nov 2017, 07:24

[20:16] Rift Avis: Hello Moi4, luanaf and Dao Seek.
[20:17] Rill_: Dao Seek and you shall find.
[20:17] Rift Avis: Seek and you shall find Dao.
[20:17] Nced: Dao Seek and find you shall. -- Master Yoda.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 26 Nov 2017, 05:16

[15:52] (0*_*0): rill
[15:52] Rill_: *AFK*:
[17:23] (0*_*0): rill
[17:23] Rill_: *AFK*:
[18:47] Rill_: Tibor? I am semi-afk
[18:59] (0*_*0): ok
[18:59] Rill_: *AFK*:
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As seen on IRC...

Post by t3st3r » 15 Feb 2018, 09:11

<{41444d494e}> in 2014 look like many players stopped playing tmw. for this year biggest amount accounts left
<gumi> incidentally that's the year I officially became a dev
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 19 Feb 2018, 03:25

[00:08] Rill_: how about a poem , tree
[00:08] Undead Tree: I wandered lonely as a tree...
[00:08] Rill_: a better poem tree
[00:08] Undead Tree: I wandered lonely as a tree...
[00:08] Rill_: another poem , tree
[00:08] Undead Tree: I wandered lonely as a tree...
[00:08] John H.: xD
[00:08] John H.: Thats all it knows xD
[00:08] Rill_: tell us a good poem , tree
[00:08] Undead Tree: I wandered lonely as a tree...
[00:09] Rill_: the tree knows at least 1 other poem
[00:09] Undead Tree: Basho he named himself. Banana tree...
[00:09] John H.: pokes tree
[00:09] John H.: pokes tree
[00:09] Undead Tree faints
[00:09] Rill_ sighs
[00:09] Rill_: how about a pretty poem , tree
[00:09] Undead Tree: I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as a tree...
[00:09] Rill_: now that's more like it!
[00:09] John H.: lol
[00:10] GnuLinux: lol
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by TeZeR.D » 08 Mar 2018, 03:10

[02:02] GM Storage: Can you believe I accidentally closed manaplus
[02:02] Tezer431: yes
[02:02] Gumi: yes
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by TeZeR.D » 08 Mar 2018, 20:25

Micky came across a few of us dressed in black
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[19:17] Micksha: today is world womens day, sure a good reason to dress in black
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by WildX » 20 Mar 2018, 17:47

[16:12] <Reid> WildX: go back to uni, you dirty scottish non-educated drunk-ard
[16:12] * WildX has kicked Reid from #evol-dev (Reid)
[16:12] <WildX> B*tch
[16:12] * Reid has joined #evol-dev
[16:12] <WildX> :>
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 01 Apr 2018, 21:07

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[23:55] Crew of Red Corsair: well, today I accomplished nothing
[23:57] roamingo: well I accomplish that practically everyday
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by Rill » 01 Apr 2018, 22:21

[17:31] Rift Avis: What's up with the toothbrushes?
[17:31] Rift Avis: Where are the toothbrushes?
[17:31] Krists: you missed the event
[17:31] Rift Avis: Considering my lack of teeth, why should I be interested in having a toothbrush?
[17:31] Seraphim sama: what about dentures ?
[17:32] Rift Avis: Rill, can you link me to a definition of “dentures”?
[17:32] Rill: go for the dental implants, Rifty
[17:33] Seraphim sama: it's a whale
[17:33] Rift Avis: I see!
[17:33] Rift Avis: Seraphim sama: I don't see a reason to implant a whale in my mouth, even less so to clean it with a toothbrush.
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Re: Funny Quotes

Post by TeZeR.D » 04 Apr 2018, 23:42

[22:34] WhiteGinger: Who sells cloaks?
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