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[3:08 AM] Myu: !cookie jak 100
[3:08 AM] Myu: !summon
[3:09 AM] Myu: :c
[3:35 AM] Myu: !summon
[3:35 AM] Myu: !help all
[3:36 AM] Myu: !blame Mbot
[3:36 AM] Myu: ooh, wrong chat !blame Myu

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[15:27] Livio: Pinecone warrior say hi to you!
[15:27] Quillia: Pinecone warrior?
[15:27] Livio: We have roasted pine seeds with honey for breakfast.
[15:27] Quillia: sounds good :P
[15:27] Livio: When afternoon comes we drink pine needle tea.
[15:28] Quillia: . . . sounds a bit pine-obsessive :P
[15:28] Livio: When we get some scratches we heal ourselves with pine sap.
[15:28] Quillia: do you make acorn bread as well?
[15:28] Livio: Nope. Oaks aren't our business.
[15:29] Livio: Pine or nothing.
[15:29] Quillia: maple syrup?
[15:29] Livio: As I said before...
[15:29] Livio: Pine or nothing.
[15:30] Quillia: pineapples
[15:30] Quillia: ?
[15:30] Livio: Yes. But only a half...
[15:30] Livio: We leave apples for Apple.
[15:30] Quillia: XD

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During PvP Tournament III-
GM logs-

[2020-07-19 20:31:30] 028-1(90,41) kytty(2192177) : @broadcast Monsters will start spawning %%_
[2020-07-19 20:32:11] 028-1(91,46) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:16] 028-1(74,45) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:20] 028-1(64,49) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:24] 028-1(44,63) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:28] 028-1(49,80) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:35] 028-1(59,111) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:37] 028-1(69,111) jak1(2085724) : @spawn Spider 10
[2020-07-19 20:32:46] 009-1(57,41) Hocus Pocus Fidibus(2258120) : @hide
[2020-07-19 20:33:01] 009-1(57,41) Hocus Pocus Fidibus(2258120) : @l bcs kytty spawns monsters
[2020-07-19 20:33:20] 009-1(57,41) Hocus Pocus Fidibus(2258120) : @l might be it is just in tournament area tho

:lol:

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:oops: to my defense: the broadcast did not say, that the spawns are only in tournament area :oops:

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Kytty: I'm going to spaw-
Hocus: *assumes a defensive stance*

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Adds a note about @localbroadcast to DEV/GM training

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xD Players outside Tournament area need to know what is happening!! xD

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[5:26 AM] Myu: bored
[5:27 AM] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: you are too young to be borred
[5:27 AM] Myu: uhm
[5:27 AM] Myu: ok: no motivation for nothing
[5:27 AM] Myu: better?
[5:28 AM] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: ah you mean bored
...
[10:59 AM] kytty: hm
[11:02 AM] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: hmhm
[11:20 AM] Myu: hmhmhm
[11:21 AM] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: you talk too much

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[20:58] kytty: I always use speed 100 on events, players run too fast
[20:59] Rill: why not just keep it
[20:59] kytty: Event is over. dont need it
[20:59] Rill: don't you need to run fast to catch evil-doers?
[21:02] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: na, i am not that fast

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[19:54] Livio: Everything is better where money is. Even eating corpses is beautiful if you do that for money.
[19:54] Myu. nomnom

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[09:01] Eririn: anyone know how to change gender and where is it?
[09:01] Livio: Excellent. Town is safe now.
[09:01] Eririn: hi Livio
[09:01] Eririn: do you know where to change gender?
[09:01] Livio: Hello!
[09:01] Livio: Casablanca?
[09:02] Eririn: where is it? tulim?
[09:02] Livio: Nope.
[09:02] Eririn: candor?
[09:02] Livio: Get into the storage and speak with Selim.

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Random testimonials :P

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<clort> water from the pump is 150GP per bottle? what is this, switzerland?

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How to cut OVAL pizza properly. Italian recipe from IRC!

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<WildX> how can one cut an oval shaped pizza without ending up with weird slices?
<WildX> a better question: why do they make oval shaped pizzas?
...
<t3st3r> as for oval pizza... hm, funny, never saw oval pizza to the date :D
<Livio> Oval pizzas?!?
<Livio
> Cut the inside to get a rectangular shaped pizza. Throw the rest to your cat/dog.

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Image
Simple geometry: nothing that have to do with Italian recipes

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I also like part about cat/dog :P

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