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Livio: It's like drinking alcohol. But way less dangerous and addictive.
//Livio about ... TMW as far as I can get.
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[19:47] Snarfleri: Violence really doesn't solve much
[19:47] Snarfleri: and sitting on Prsm means death
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i really am not a monster, i just don't like people sitting on me!
ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity!
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Playing Hangman

[22:45] Gillian_: Hello Prsm, we are hanging matto.
[22:45] Prsm: no hangings
...
[23:00] matto: what team am i in?%%R?
[23:00] matto: ah i forgot....
[23:00] Rift Avis: The Death Team, matto.
...
[23:04] matto: _EML_ _ _
[23:04] Gillian_: I
[23:04] Rill~: is this English?
[23:05] matto: it is
[23:05] Constable Bob: English in Public, it's a game Rule!
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[23:05] Prsm: can i guess?
[23:05] matto: _EML_ _ _
[23:05] Gillian_: oh oops
[23:06] Gillian_: yes Prsm
[23:06] Gillian_: GUess away
[23:06] Prsm: ostrich
[23:06] matto: how did you know????
[23:06] Prsm: its a good guess
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[23:07] Rift Avis: I think we had plenty of wrong guesses; can we kill him now?
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[23:24] Rift Avis: D R _ V O K O _ _ R
[23:24] Gabrielror_br: I
[23:24] Rill~: A
[23:24] Rift Avis: I no, A no.
[23:24] Rill~: U
[23:24] Gillian_: E
[23:24] matto: E
[23:24] Gillian_: jinx
[23:24] Livio: What the helk is that?
[23:24] Rift Avis: U no, E yes.
[23:24] Lil Snarfles: It contains something from rift Avis.
[23:24] Lil Snarfles: You know it's always terrible.
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[23:24] Rift Avis: D R E V O K O _ _ R
[23:25] matto: Drevo means wood
[23:25] Gillian_: W
[23:25] Rift Avis: W no.
[23:25] Lil Snarfles: N
[23:25] Rift Avis: N no.
[23:25] Livio: I don't say things like that even when I swear.
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[23:25] Rift Avis: D R E V O K O C Ú R
[23:26] Rift Avis: That's Slovakian for ‘squirrel’.
[23:26] matto: Squirrel is Veverička in slovak
[23:26] Rift Avis: What do you know about Slovak?
[23:26] matto: not much
*Please note: Rift Avis is Czech. Matto is Slovak.
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[23:29] matto: _ E _ _ E _ O _
[23:30] Gillian_: D
[23:30] Prsm: ostrich
[23:30] matto: D yeah
[23:30] matto: _ E D _ E _ O _
[23:30] Gillian_: Prsm do you like Ostriches?
[23:30] Prsm: only ate it once, wasnt bad
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[00:17] Rill~: _ U R I C _
[00:17] Livio: Murica
[00:17] Gillian_: XD
[00:17] Rill~: no
[00:17] Gillian_: P
[00:17] Rift Avis: 'Murica with an apostrophe?
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[00:19] Luffs: zurich
[00:19] Rill~: yes
[00:19] matto: wow
[00:19] Gillian_: ive never heard of that place
[00:19] Rift Avis: Oh right
[00:19] matto: Switzerland
[00:19] Rift Avis: A city in Germany, right?
[00:19] Rill~: Zurich, Switzerland
[00:19] Rift Avis: Same thing.~

Switching to Trivia

[00:28] Rift Avis: You can only ask yes/no questions, make guesses, or ask who it is.
[00:28] Livio: Give us some hints.
[00:28] Gillian_: XD
[00:28] matto: is it a male? (already being xenophobic)
[00:28] Rill~: Is he European?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Male, not European.
[00:29] Rill~: American?
[00:29] matto: Murican?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Not from USA.
[00:29] Rill~: Canadian?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Canadian.
[00:29] Gillian_: Slovakian
[00:29] matto: Kin Jong Un?
[00:29] matto: Kim*
[00:29] Gillian_: Justin Bieber
[00:29] Rill~: Trudeau?
[00:30] Rift Avis: Not Canada's last prime minister Kim Jong Un from Slovakia.
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[2019-11-28 23:31:05] Micksha : Liviobot tell a joke
[2019-11-28 23:31:13] Micksha : Joke Liviobot
[2019-11-28 23:31:14] Micksha : meh
[2019-11-28 23:31:22] Micksha : hey kytty
[2019-11-28 23:31:40] Micksha : I vote you for gm, because that would be cool
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[02:27] Rill-: Hello, Hello! welcome back from your exile!
[02:27] Hello=): Hello=) and thank you ☺
[02:28] Rill-: everyone was afraid you'd been shipped off to the gulag
[02:28] Hello=): Fortunately not :) but I still have to count on such possibility :)
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[02:10] kytty: want to do illia?
[02:10] kytty: I run
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[23:00] Hocus Pocus Fidibus: 2020 :|
[23:00] GnuLinux: 2020!
[23:01] Livio: 16 mana year epoque.
[23:02] GnuLinux: our game is now in it's teens
[23:02] GnuLinux: in two years it will be old enough to go off to college
[23:02] Livio: Will it study computer science and programming?
[23:02] Liviobot: Excuse me?
[23:03] Livio: Liviobot is the worst!
[23:03] GnuLinux: lol
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Convinced Nanoq to try custom update host. He saw me dressing the anniversary hat (not released in the custom update).
[17:39] Nanoq: are you wearing an error shirt?
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[22:08] Prsm: TMW, 100% free off the CoronaVirus
[22:09] matto: lol
[22:09] matto: imma just move here ig
[22:09] matto: this could be my house
[22:09] Prsm: matto, feel free to cough
[22:09] Prsm: we aint going to get it here
[22:09] matto: xDD
[22:10] matto probably isnt infected
[22:10] Rill-: lol
[22:10] Prsm: and no shortage of food here, no one eats
[22:10] Rill-: this may be the only St. Paddy's Day gathering in the world
[22:10] matto: xDDDDDD
[22:10] Prsm: and we also havent had toliet paper, ever
[22:11] Prsm: and we are doing okay
[22:11] Rill-: hmm... good point
[22:11] Prsm: who needs TP, when you have a pressure washer!
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[20:08] Rill- bone spurs was the excuse Trump gave to get out of Vietnam
[20:08] Okurwieniec: yes but its sickness that wouldnt work with polish army
[20:09] Rill-: really?
[20:09] Okurwieniec: u had to lack some limbs preferably two of them to not serve

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[19:15] Rift Avis: I’m getting closer!
[19:16] Apple.: to whom?
[19:16] Rift Avis: To Nced.
[19:16] Apple.: nice... and creepy

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[19:21] WarriorWorld: wow!! Ginaria!!
[19:21] WarriorWorld: omg....
[19:22] ShakeSpeare: same word i said XD
[19:22] ShakeSpeare: heheheh
[19:22] Ginaria: not god, just a Pinky

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/me Doesn't get that last one :P

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[3:08 AM] Myu: !cookie jak 100
[3:08 AM] Myu: !summon
[3:09 AM] Myu: :c
[3:35 AM] Myu: !summon
[3:35 AM] Myu: !help all
[3:36 AM] Myu: !blame Mbot
[3:36 AM] Myu: ooh, wrong chat !blame Myu

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