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Post by **Rill** » 23 Mar 2016, 20:11

[13:43] Rill+: I feel like Captain Ahab chasing the white whale
[13:43] omatt,: ahah
[13:43] John H.: We're going to need a bigger boat

Post by **SudoPlatypus** » 25 Mar 2016, 01:32

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[04:07] Odix: new?
[04:07] Odix: seen u before i think
[04:07] Alita: at 93 you canbe as new as you want, a noob is a noob no mather is he/she is 99

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Dustman · Post by **Dustman** » 26 Mar 2016, 20:55

[20:50] Mewsterious: mew
[20:50] Dustman: mew do u eat today fish
[20:51] Mewsterious: no

[20:51] Mewsterious: I ate SecretMogge
[20:51] Mewsterious: He is hiding
[20:51] Mewsterious: In my belly

[20:51] Mewsterious: Nom-nom-nom!
[20:52] Mewsterious eats some cookies too

Rikki · Post by **Rikki** » 27 Mar 2016, 04:20

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[04:49] cookies: y checo mana a ver qp
[04:51] Wu-shin: SANSKRIT IN GENERAL cookies Qwertyboy
[04:52] cookies: i don't speak sanskrit :(
[04:54] Qwertyboy: wot

Rikki · Post by **Rikki** » 27 Mar 2016, 09:49

Poetry in the trade tab!

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Rikki · Post by **Rikki** » 30 Mar 2016, 00:50

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iAxa: So what do you think about lottery in general?
Wu-shin: Cassy was working on one but never finished
Gumi: never finished, pretty much the whole history of tmw
iAxa: whole history of almost any startup
Wu-shin: Umm whole story of everything

Post by **Rill** » 04 Apr 2016, 00:57

[20:25] Brel: you are a stonge woman katie
[20:26] Rill-: that word is either strong or strange, I think
[20:26] Rill-: or maybe stone
[20:27] Brel: stronge*
[20:27] Janjetina: stoned*
[20:27] Rill-: what is stronge?
[20:27] Janjetina: stoned fits the situation very well

deepthought · Post by **deepthought** » 07 Apr 2016, 05:05

[16:14] Villain: i wish i could drive a forklift
[16:14] Villain: i'd scoop all the hotties

Post by **Rill** » 22 Apr 2016, 19:45

[17:21] Tarius prefers not to kill negative yetis
[17:21] Rill-: all yetis are antisocial and negative, if you ask me.
[17:21] yorielin: and dumb
[17:21] Tarius: they just want a gf to warm up with
[17:22] Micksha: its due to bad integration into our society I think, Rill
[17:22] Tarius: and having those excellent detachible faces
[17:22] Rill-: everyone makes excuses for the yeti!
[17:22] Okurwieniec: yetis are like casual mountainers

[17:22] Rill-: Yeti have to own up to their conduct!
[17:22] omatt: i don't lend gf %%\ they can take my ingrav
[17:23] Rill-: lol
[17:23] Micksha: hmm its their culture to heat human children maybe
[17:23] Okurwieniec: but we are pirates ahaha arrrg !
[17:23] Micksha: but true, they are not very open for discussions on that issue
[17:24] Rill-: good thing they don't immigrate
[17:25] Micksha:

only occasionally, and that we can handle xD
[17:25] omatt: lol

Post by **Rill** » 01 May 2016, 04:25

[01:02] Naraka: Okay sheep won't [shut up] I put them up xD
[01:02] Naraka: brb

[01:09] Crew of Red Corsair: Ready ?
[01:09] Rill,: no
[01:09] Rill,: We are waiting for Nar, and his sheep

[01:11] Naraka: r
[01:11] Brel: what sheep?
[01:11] Naraka: my sheep to kick yeti *** ofc

[01:23] Naraka: brb
[01:23] omatt: k
[01:23] Rill,: sheep?
[01:23] omatt: cheap ?
[01:23] Tom Foolery: more sheep?
[01:24] Brel: cheep pet ? idk just asking
[01:24] omatt: hmm
[01:24] Rill,: no... sheep
[01:24] Tom Foolery: sheep?
[01:24] omatt: ship ?
[01:24] Brel: sec
[01:25] omatt: chips ?
[01:25] Rill,: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep

[01:31] Naraka: Naw geese that time.
[01:31] Rill,: Geese, too?
[01:31] Tom Foolery quacks
[01:31] Naraka: Geese no quack
[01:31] Naraka: ducks are next though
[01:32] Crew of Red Corsair: Naraka you got a zoo ?

deepthought · Post by **deepthought** » 02 Jun 2016, 12:33

Villain's Rantz

SaganMan: villain, what hair color you have in real life ?
Villain: sorry that question is way too personal for me
SaganMan: hair color is way too personal question ?
Villain: it also violates my religious and political beliefs

Villain: my rants are trademarked, copyrighted, copylefted, patented, etc.

Travolta · Post by **Travolta** » 29 Jun 2016, 15:30

[02:52] Rust: I wonder if Mana Boy ever sleeps...
[02:52] Amphiaraus: I wonder what Mana Boy dreams about
[02:52] Amphiaraus: Maybe he dreams of being a real boy.

Ash (Ringo-Chan) · Post by **Ash (Ringo-Chan)** » 28 Aug 2016, 02:02

Protecting the identity of the guy with a miniskirt.

[12:41] ????: I'm just a man who use a miniskirt, i don't saw a problem with that
[12:41] Karen123: I didn't saw a man used that before, expect the mondays
[12:42] John.H: LOL!

Rikki · Post by **Rikki** » 28 Aug 2016, 03:27

Reid wrote:Riqqi is Rikki? I don't know what to vote now... I love riqqi but I hate rikki.

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Tikki: We've got a schisophrenia
Tavi: Nah, it's dissociative identity disorder
Tikki: Schizo, i'm afraid
Tavi: You would know... It's DID for sure
Rikki: Shut up you both! Look, this Riqqi guy popped up out of nowhere and now Reid hates us

Post by **gumi** » 03 Sep 2016, 16:06

<WildX> i haven't really developed religions yet
<WildX> gumi, all Tritans are gay how's that
<gumi> yay
<WildX> Actually I am going to make Tritans bisexual by nature
<WildX> Fu‌ck it, I'm God.

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