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There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 16:22
by blackrazor
There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it with a fly-swatter, with absolutely no regard for its feelings, its life journey, or the meaning of its existence. It was in my way, in my face, and now it's dead. Does that make me a bad person?

EDIT: Holy Heck! After a moment, its squashed up body began to lurch around on what few legs it had left. Eventually, it wound up upsidedown, with its legs flailing in the air. So I took a paper towel, gently picked it up, and crushed it, so now it is definitely completely dead. It is put out of its misery, and out of mine.

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 17:24
by gumi
pics?

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 18:41
by blackrazor
LOL Gumi! I seriously did consider using my tablet to photograph it, as it lay dying on my notebook's touchpad. (I don't have a smartphone.) But it just seemed too morbid, even for me. It was just a standard, all black, small-to-medium sized housefly. Some are all shiny, but there was nothing special or flashy about this one. And now he is no more.

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 22:13
by WildX
What did it taste like?

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 02:36
by Pawneeboy
:alt-2: :alt-2: :alt-2: I didn't know Fly was a delicacy in England :alt-7:

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 03:36
by blackrazor
LOLOLOLOLOL :D

One day, who knows, any of us may have to resort to eating flies, in order to survive. Thankfully, today is not that day.

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 08:09
by WildX
Insects are the source of protein of the future, easily farmed in large quantities and less prone to suffering than cows or pigs.

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 22:57
by blackrazor
Just like Ribwich from The Simpsons ... "Think smaller and more legs"

The lobster is just a giant water bug. I'll stick with that. Or shrimps with zucchini noodles ... yummmmm :D

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 18 Sep 2018, 22:06
by prsm
yeppers, there it is!

Re: There was a fly on my keyboard, and I just squashed it.

Posted: 18 Sep 2018, 23:15
by Pawneeboy
Daisies has been pushed up and buckets kicked X_X