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I want this one as the next Graveyard enemy:


Even pollets get mad:

Reads Livio's post.
Hold my caffine.

And then a walk with croissants...

and blueberry jam tarts and lemon pie and orange juice in a picnic box.

with an orange bouncy ball and a green umbrella and picnic blanket.

That's not exactly a joke but someone fishing a boiler it made me laugh.

Dailymotion (https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7qwezk)
TMWA - Attack of green squirrels - Video Dailymotion

Why did the skytlurk cross the road?

Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch
to the horn relay on the targets car. Every time
they step on the brake the horn blows. It's
amazing how many people can't associate the horn
blowing with using the brake. They just report
that the horn blows at random times. This is
especially useful joke to watch in parking lots
when work lets out.

One evening recently I was laying on our bed with my wife. She was piddling on her phone. I was looking at something on tell lie vision we had on as background. With as much of a tone of concern, straight faced I ask her in a manner that seemingly implied urgency.

"Know what I think,'" I asked and paused to let her respond.

"No, what do you think," she replied.

"Well, damn now I'm up the creek. Thought if I didn't know what I thought, you would," I said.

She never saw it coming. Keep getting her with it every once in a while too. She also just responds, "Shut up, don't want to hear it."

(I'm surprised nobody mentioned this one yet.) Go to a pet shop and
buy a fancy looking pet collar and leash. Then, the next time you
see a dead animal in the road, attach the leash and collar setup
to its neck. Attach the whole thing to revengees rear bumper, making
sure to toss dead animal under the car so it won't be seen. When
revengee drives away, chances are he/she will be stopped by either a cop
or a member of some animal lovers group for draggin some poor defenseless
pet down the road. Either way, they are gonna have some awful quick
explaining to do!

Some of the B.C. gang visit the Northern Mines in today's comic strip. I wonder if Mick or Mason Mastroianni are secretly TMW players?

In other news, the rumour around Tulimshar is that the top prize for the upcoming PvP Tournament III (Sunday, 2020-07-19 at 19:00 server time... sign up today!) is a Flyswatter.

Oh my you guys have made this thread a wonderful thing.

Joke of the day ^^ It's true but still.