Favourite Quotes

[Chicka-Maria]

I have a few favourite quotes and poems from:
Alexander pope (1688-1744)
Shakespeare (1564-1616)
John Clare (1793 - 1864)

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
-Alexander Pope

"He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one."
-Alexander Pope

"A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is but saying, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday"
-Alexander Pope

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
-William Shakespeare

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
-William Shakespeare

"Love lies beyond The tomb, the earth, which fades like dew, I love the fond, The faithful, and the true.”
-John Clare

I would put more but theres alot i like xD

anyone else have favourite and inspirational quotes/poems?

[Reid]

Hmm, something like :
(the fountain)

Tom Creo: What are you doing here?
Izzi: Take a walk with me.
Tom Creo: I have too much work.
Izzi: It's the first snow, we always...
Tom Creo: [interrupting] They're waiting on me.
Izzi: Come on Tommy...
Tom Creo: Please, Izzi!
[softens]
Tom Creo: I'm sorry. I am.
[Izzi walks out]
Tom Creo: I'll see you tonight, OK?

Death is the road to awe.

There's no hope for us here, there is only death.

(requiem)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180093/quotes?qt0460562
But my favorite is always this one... :

I know its not leader like to say this but IMO your just a Cute Kitten so gtfo.

*runs*

[Big Crunch]

Shut the Duck up Donnie, you have no frame of reference.

-The Big Lebowski

[DarkWater]

"He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one."-Alexander Pope

"A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent." -William Blake,
“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -Albert Einstein
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” -Winston Churchill
“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”-Mark Twain

"Love lies beyond The tomb, the earth, which fades like dew, I love the fond, The faithful, and the true.”
-John Clare

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved. -William Shakespeare

[Chicka-Maria]

great quotes darkwater

[mistergrey]

hmm, I could put actual quotes from good poetry and literature that I like.. but instead, enjoy these.

Captain Hero:"Don't make me cut you!"
Wooldoor:"Don't make me suck your dick!!"
-Drawn Together

Strawberry Sweetcake: "You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!"
-Drawn Together

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
-South Park

Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
-Family Guy

[Chicka-Maria]

"I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself."
- Michael (The office)

"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."
-Stewie Griffin (family guy)

Lois:" Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different."
Stewie: "Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells"
-(family guy)

Master Shake: "That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love."
-(Aqua Team Hunger Force)

Child: "Is this gonna hurt? "
Doctor: "Only if God hates you"
-(Robot Chicken)

[Mario and Luigi are participants in a celebrity auto race]
Luigi: "Mario, we're-a losing! "
Mario: "It's-a time to use-a the blue tortoise shell, no? "
Luigi: "Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard."
-(Robot Chicken)

[MrDemonWolf]

"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
Albert Einstein

"Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart."
Alan Alda

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers

Dying is easy. It's living that's hard.~Luke Spencer

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."~Greg King

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good

some of my favorites

edit: Sorry one more that I like but forgot to put don't know who its by but still kinda funny.
"ever stop to think and forget to start again"

[knight]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Other people can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings"

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend"
(Albert Camus)

[natsuki3]

AlonsiAlonso!

[alastrim]

The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.

David Foster Wallace - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_Jest

[baseballboy]

A programmer who can't type is like a bike messenger who can't ride a bike

[Chicka-Maria]

"A life of reaction is a life of slavery, intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction."
- Rita Mae Brown

"It is true that I have had heartache and tragedy in my life. These are things none of us avoids. Suffering is the price of being alive."
- Judy Collins

"I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming."
-Dusty Springfield

"It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life."
-Jimi Hendrix

[jesusalva]

“Need is the key.” ~ Unknown author

[Dreid]

“Libraries were full of ideas—perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass