Funny Quotes

[Rill]

At Candor ...

[20:19] ThinkSherpa: ah so no runner was the problem
[20:19] ThinkSherpa: maybe I should try running
[20:19] Fleche: y
[20:19] Rill-: instead of sherping?
[20:20] Fleche: he would still be sherping, herding mobs
[20:20] Rill- is not sure "sherping" is a word.
[20:21] Fleche: it is now

[ThinkSome]

[18:11:16] Wellvin: But a lot of players think TMW is a platformer and jump before Terogan arrives

[Rill]

[22:30] Rill-: Sofold?
[22:32] sofold: yes?
[22:32] Rill-: Are you ready for Illia?
[22:32] sofold: I guess
[22:32] Rill-: ok... Did you read all the instructions?
[22:33] sofold: yea, looked on it, but I'll refresh
[22:34] Rill-: Come to Illia now. ☺
[22:34] sofold: give me few minutes
[22:35] sofold: I'll go to bathroom and take needed stuff
[22:35] Rill-: ok
[22:35] sofold: not from the bathroom xD

[Rill]

February 18, 2023
[22:40] DarkButters: I've put out over 40 pounds of bird seed in the back yard.
[22:41] Livio: Now bird trees will grow.

December 26, 2022
[18:02] Rill-: Where is Hello?
[18:03] Livio: He has ears everywhere: you say his name and he appears.
[18:03] Rill-: Like the devil?
[18:03] Livio: Like the GMs.
[18:03] ElkeMi: What's the difference?

March 5, 2022
[19:16] Okurwieniec: im in love with landlord but i respect her marriage
[19:16] Okurwieniec: she told me in front of husband call me Amanda lol
[19:16] Livio: If you give me 25000€ I can go and kill her husband.
[19:16] Okurwieniec: her father likes me
[19:16] Okurwieniec: her grandma too
[19:17] Livio: That's 45000€ then.
[19:17] Okurwieniec: grandma who cares about cats
[19:17] Livio: Cats are free.

January 9, 2022
[18:42] Livio: There's no difference between women and chemicals since we pay the price for not handling them with care.
[18:42] Rill-: Livio, that might be the most profound statement you've ever uttered.
[18:42] Livio: To get even I will say something bad later.

September 25, 2021
[21:28] Livio: Rill is the event going to end tomorrow?
[21:28] Rill,: nope
[21:29] Livio: Okay, so Pingo has another week I guess.
[21:29] Rill,: It ends Thursday at midnight.
[21:30] Livio: I'm still 3rd. I might win a set of kitchen knives this time.

September 4, 2021
[17:15] Rill: Liviobot looks spastic.
[17:16] Livio: It means that it's working fine.

June 21, 2021
[22:16] Necromonger: [22:15] Lovely Maggot: Hit you -946
[22:16] Necromonger: very lovely
[22:16] Livio: That's a lot of love.

June 2, 2021
[16:51] Livio: We are so polite despite we come from all over the world that we are waiting in line in a hospital without a waiting number.
[16:53] Rill: Maybe we just like to see people suffer.
[16:54] Livio: I would have kept my facebook account if I wanted to do that.

October 20, 2020
[20:36] Rill: Livio, are you listening?
[20:36] Livio: Here I am!
[20:37] Rill: lol... ok... general chat has taken over...
[20:38] Livio: Nobody can defeat General Chat!

October 1, 2020
[21:11] Livio: Oh, hi!
[21:11] Livio: How's going captain?
[21:12] Crew of Red Corsair: Rill is stuck inside with an electricity problem during a major heat wave.
[21:12] Livio: Are you kidding me?
[21:12] Crew of Red Corsair: nope
[21:12] Livio: Who the hell are you then?

July 11, 2020
[21:31] Rill-: Big black bugs bleed black blood.
[21:31] Rill-: say that 3 times fast ☺
[21:32] Livio: Did it and felt like an idiot.

November 29, 2019
[22:57] Rill-: The style reminds me a little of El Greco.
[22:58] Livio: I don't know him.
[22:58] Livio: Sounds like a wrestler name...
[23:00] Rill-: Livio, El Greco is one of the most famous painters who ever lived.
[23:01] Livio is damn ignorant: knows only engineers and electronic components.
[23:01] Okurwieniec: Michel Angelo ?
[23:01] Livio: Another wrestler?

December 29, 2018
[15:30] Livio: Oh, good lag is back!
[15:31] Rill_ : Is Lag a player?
[15:31] Rill_ : If not, he should be.
[15:31] Livio: Sure. The worst one.
[15:32] Livio: He can slow down all the other players.

September 22, 2018
[22:51] Livio: Oh hello tree!
[22:51] Livio: Wrong tab.
[22:56] Rill_ : lol
[22:56] Rill_ : Has tree joined the guild?
[22:56] Livio: Don't know. I'm going to ask him.
[22:57] Livio: Have you joined CRC tree?
[22:57] Livio: [22:57] Undead Tree: What are you talking about?
[22:57] Livio: Probably not because he don't know us.

November 12, 2025
Livio: Wow... A collection of stuff I said and even forgot.
That's why one should eventually say nasty stuff when captains, officers, quartermasters, game masters, bot masters, secret agents, Santa claus, god and admins are offline.