Faith and Begorrah!
It’s time once again for TMW’s annual
St. Paddy’s Day Limerick Contest!
Rules:
Post your limerick in this thread.
Only one limerick will be allowed per player.
Your limerick must be about something uniquely specific to TMW.
Deadline for submissions:
Sunday March 15, 2026
Winners and prizes to be announced:
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Good luck to all!
P.S. For tips on how to write a limerick, see https://crc.themanaworld.org/forum_threads/2955675
In The Mana World lived a brave sprite,
Who hunted for loot day and night.
He battled green slimes,
For hours and times,
Till sunrise replaced pixel light. 
That there warrior fights day and night
And attacks them with all of his might,
But Arkim doth mime
Lends his toothbrush to slime
As he runs from the bat cave in fright.
Itchy Demon
As a demon, it is my duty to inform you that the underworld is full of itchiness.
For participation only:
There once was a woman named Blossom,
Whom had a task truly awesome,
Oh what a deed,
To collect many seeds,
Now the monsters, we knock'em.
Ledmitz = Ardits = KillerBee = Mystic = Mystical_Servant = Tipsy Skeleton = BoomBoom = Cloak
The Beheader was hunting for a Terranite
He was looking everywhere, left and right
Then a Terranite took his eyes
With his eyes on the prize
Suddenly, there was no Terranite left in sight
Valia lures unsuspecting adventurers to their doom with her quest
Should they prevail and seek revenge upon overcoming this test
Her voice sends their memory backwards
She certainly has a way with words
Perhaps she should try her hand at TMW's limerick contest
Chars: SIGSEGV, asuratva, Halfwit, LeChuck, Xyzzy, Darknetizen, Lovecraftian
