You know you've been playing TMW too much when...

[Armadeus]

When you walk up to your girlfriend and say "Babe, may I borrow 500,000 gold to buy a hat?.."

[jojje101]

... when you get very mad because you can't obtain a paper bag any more

[Leo]

When you eat a apple, you start glowing blue

[Cotillion]

You know you've been playing TMW too much when...

You are taking a walk with your family and you notice a clover patch and mentally smash it with a scythe.

*sigh*

I see cloverpatches

[Jumpy]

springtime Cotillion no probleme it is normal you see some

[Armadeus]

When... You walk to a shop and ask if someone has a scorpion stinger or fluffys

[mandypinkmind]

You know you've been playing TMW too much when...

you start seeing slimes everywhere and you start hitting them and then start wishing that they will drop some boots, gloves, pearl and stuffs .........and when you start changing your motto to " to kill time, kill slimes" lol!

and also when....you start hearing the loud mouth itka voices saying "come to the bakery!", (oh please dont come, or else she will start spamming lol!)just kidding:)

[adamaix]

when you mentally visualise strangers in public places approaching you asking for "itens"

[knulfine]

You know you've played to much TMW...
... when you think about your white guinapig, it would give a good fluffy fur.
... when you have coloured dots on your calendar and think about which dot would drop which item (what about the purple dots?)
... when you hide behind a tree to pretend the tree has a name
... when you wonder why the police men is not dressed with a red robe and cap
... when you start circling your friends when you're bored
... when you see people stand-sit-stand-sit-stand-sit without a reason
... when you are in the city and try pressing "f" to see if you can walk this way

[bcs86]

Also, you know that you have been playing it too much when...

• When you take your keyboard along to places in real life so that others will not accuse you of AFK activity.
• You run around IRL public wearing only underpants.
• When you have learned Brazilian Portuguese and German just by sitting in the Woodland Village.
• You really do carry hundreds of items.
• If you panic when you hear the word 'wipe'.
• You found a Wumpus Egg.

[anotherone]

Last time when I played Zelda remake on cellphone (100% offline), I tried to get all diamonds fast before someone take it

[Ben141]

You know you've played to much TMW...
... when you start circling your friends when you're bored

I did that before I even knew TMW existed!
I do it more now....

You know you've played to much TMW when...
you see a horse and wonder why it doesn't have big flappy ears....

[Serf]

You know you've been playing TMW too much when...

...You start hitting a tree just praying it will leave behind it's roots.

[DonCBen]

You know you've been playing TMW too much when...

You have never, or will never, be a botter but you have a dream that you get caught botting and get banned and wake up in a cold sweat

[Coolkid 782]

You know you've been playing TMW too much when...
...you get put in jail for talking too much.
...you go to jail for speaking another language except for english.
...someone makes it rain by saying "kaflosh"