How to spot a n00b: A documentary

[Necromokron]

The n00b is a strange species, as it hasn't evolved yet but it shows SMALL signs of intelligence.
There are several classes of n00bs, each with their own sub-classes. They are listed below.

Types of n00bs:

Spamming n00b:
-Heal spamming n00b
-Trade spamming n00b
-Outfit Changing ('Blinking') n00b
-Foreign spamming n00bs

Botting n00b:
- EXP botting n00b
-Money botting n00b
-n00bs who suck in general so they bot
-Tyler
EDIT: -Haunted/Amun

Newbies:
-n00bs who have never heard of the wiki
-n00bs who can't make emotes
-n00bs who never talk
-n00bs who think k is gp

Other:
-n00bs who cant type
-All-caps n00b
-n00bs who think GM's can and will solve anything/everything
-Trash-talking n00b
-n00bs who finish everything with 'lol'
-WinneR3


These are the known types of n00bs, although some are very rare, and there may be some that haven't been found yet, and may still be in the n00bs natural habitat, Tulimshar, although they have been known to migrate to Hurnscald.

Using a special device, we have managed to recreate some of the types of n00bs listed above.

The trade spamming n00b:

Trade Spamming n00b.JPG

The heal spamming n00b:

Heal spamming n00b.JPG

The n00b who hasn't heard of the Tulimshar entertainer:

A n00b who can't make emotes.JPG

[Necromokron]

...And the n00b who hasn't heard of the wiki:

A n00b who hasn't heard of the wiki.JPG

These are some of the most common types of n00bs, they are easy to spot and can be very annoying. Instead of using the ignore feature, help them, and maybe n00bs can evolve and they won't suck so much.

[Treggar]

Looks like his miner hat spam paid off

[meway]

50M30N3 15 4 1337 N00B

[Necromokron]

You forgot n00bs who call other people n00bs on their lvl 50-60ish crappy character.

I am NOT a n00b!!!

EDIT: I am not crappy either!!!

50M30N3 15 4 1337 N00B

1337N355 15N'7 N008Y, 17 15 1337.

[Necromokron]

I have found a rare cross-breed of n00b while walking in the n00bs natural habitat: The All-caps foreign n00b.

All-caps n00b.JPG

[Link , hero of time]

wear a hat n00b does not say you're a n00b



wear a hat that's very cool . mine hat

[meeps]

When did noob become n00b? (I didn't get the memo?!)

[Gouki]

You forgot n00bs who call other people n00bs on their lvl 50-60ish crappy character.

Level 1-70 Noob
Level 71-80 Still nothing special
Level 81-90 Pro
Level 91-98 Leet
Level 99 Legend

Getting to level 70 and plus is so easy going. You just have to push AIM and ATTACK. Sell your Loot, purchase better items. Who is talking about beeing HIGH LEVEL or even a good player is a jerk :D

[Link , hero of time]

You forgot n00bs who call other people n00bs on their lvl 50-60ish crappy character.

Level 1-70 Noob
Level 71-80 Still nothing special
Level 81-90 Pro
Level 91-98 Leet
Level 99 Legend

Getting to level 70 and plus is so easy going. You just have to push AIM and ATTACK. Sell your Loot, purchase better items. Who is talking about beeing HIGH LEVEL or even a good player is a jerk :D

*cough* *cough*

This would mean that there is in "tmw" 3/4 of noob


in "Zelda" you're a noob when you're blocked at the first level

[Dude]

You forgot n00bs who call other people n00bs on their lvl 50-60ish crappy character.

Level 1-70 Noob
Level 71-80 Still nothing special
Level 81-90 Pro
Level 91-98 Leet
Level 99 Legend

Getting to level 70 and plus is so easy going. You just have to push AIM and ATTACK. Sell your Loot, purchase better items. Who is talking about beeing HIGH LEVEL or even a good player is a jerk :D

Woo hoo...I'm almost nothing special!!!

I would change this to say that 1-50 are nooobs.....51-80 is nothing special....But what do I know, I'm just a noob..

[Matt]

You all are n00bs. Deal with it and stop creating forum threads.

[Link , hero of time]

You forgot n00bs who call other people n00bs on their lvl 50-60ish crappy character.

Level 1-70 Noob
Level 71-80 Still nothing special
Level 81-90 Pro
Level 91-98 Leet
Level 99 Legend

Getting to level 70 and plus is so easy going. You just have to push AIM and ATTACK. Sell your Loot, purchase better items. Who is talking about beeing HIGH LEVEL or even a good player is a jerk :D

Woo hoo...I'm almost nothing special!!!

I would change this to say that 1-50 are nooobs.....51-80 is nothing special....But what do I know, I'm just a noob..

1-5 really news (really news)
5 - 30 News (noob)
30 - 40 noob
40 - 50 becomes more of a good gamer
51 - 80 the cool days
80 - 90 gg
90 - 99 omg you're a legend


only after having had a all heart bar that one is a player

[darkice]

Actaully when i used have my lvl 65 character i was only a noob at almost everything exept the Mage stuff ... lol i gatherd more spike's then i could remember.
plus i got carried away once with 3kk spent it all on helping random noobs mainly by buying stuff for them

Best way to spot a noob is if they either follow you into a cave filled monster's or they just randomly sit on you asking for stuff.

[Link , hero of time]

Actaully when i used have my lvl 65 character i was only a noob at almost everything exept the Mage stuff ... lol i gatherd more spike's then i could remember.
plus i got carried away once with 3kk spent it all on helping random noobs mainly by buying stuff for them

Best way to spot a noob is if they either follow you into a cave filled monster's or they just randomly sit on you asking for stuff.

but they are not a noob , they is a beggar


there is a fairy who begs a money , but she is not poor