MrWho's educational competition

[lien]

I give away money and items in a fun competition. I hope you like writing poems because the winner is the player who writes the best 16 (4-4-4-4) verse poem about me.
For starters the prize will be 100.000gp (100k).

When I have enough poems (6-10) I will pick a winner and after that I will give another prize for the next. Easy way to get money and items.

It's very easy and fun so lets see the poems.

What kind of items?
give me some example ...

Lien ....

[prsm]

what the heck .......... its 100k

At first i thought mrwho was a tool
now i know, he's just a fool
this idea to make himself feel so cool
now he is just back to being a tool!

I watch him play tmw game
and his verbal quotes are just lame
i watch him try to flirt with all the dames
he makes me want to hang my head in shame

if he was just a little older
perhaps his wit would be a tad bolder
instead i feel i am getting colder
with this person, who acts like a pot holder

the time has come to say good bye
its time for me to get very high
i can't see any one else, that wants to spread his lies
for poor mrwho, this trolling guy

[Dark_Mag]

Congrats!!! Everything is true and a lot of laughting. This is the winner!!!

[Leela]

it's only one so far. here is mine

1. He likes purple very much
that is why he's wearing it
his clothes, you should never touch
or he will cry so hard a bit

2. Trolling is his favourite sport
You should sometimes see
People just cry out: "oh Lord!"
And they don't do that with glee.

3. Now, MrWho, I will troll you
I can do that like you, too
That was a lie, that was not true
Leela never trolls MrWho

4. I want the money, my poem's the best
give me the gold, don't read the rest
everyone else should not get a chance
If I get the money, I will dance!

[DarkLord]

My poem of MrWho:
(It may suck)

1.MrWho, the coolest guy, I wonder if he has a pool.
A cool pool would be a good thing for a fella like MrWho

2. MrWho, that guy on TMW that always makes you laugh
with his split personalities of him claiming to not be the guy controlling him.

3. He's the guy with the rude, tasteless jokes that are so funny, you don't care.
You don't report him cause he makes you almost fall over with laughter.

4. Who's that guy who you want to whisper for some jokes, but he's offline and it really sucks.

Ok, that poem may have sucked balls. I dunno lol.

[lien]

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[enchilado]

I thought I'd write a poem 'bout a guy called MrWho,
and although it wasn't easy, I had fun, I'm telling you.
First off I wrote I wrote this verse, and then went on to say
I'd had some fun though it was hard, and so went on this way:

I wrote what first I wrote, and then what I said next.
I said that it was hard, but fun - then I started to get vexed.
I asked myself, where am I - what have I come to now?
What should I write - yes what, and when and where and how?

So I left it as I'd written it and then moved on to write,
that I'd written what I'd written and surely that was right.
I thought perhaps a change of mood was what the poem needed
and that I'd just write whatever came, and just go where it leaded.

The poem wasn't much, although it rhymed - and that is true,
though my rhymes were rather weak and forced, and my metre was askew.
And at last I reached the final verse - I was pleased, I'm telling you.
And I finished off the poem that I'd wrote 'bout MrWho.

[Moiraine Damodred]

This is very hard for non-native english speakers

Running around graveyard
Our own personal courtyard.
No zombie
No skeleton
No Fallen
Scare me more
Than the man who wore
A purple gown
To take them all down

[enchilado]

When first I met the awesome guy I know as MrWho,
I knew as soon as I said hi that he was quite cool, too.
It's hard to be so cool as I, and I was fair amazed -
but though RL I gave a sigh, in game I was unfazed.

"You think you're cool," I said to him, "I think you're mistaken.
Your cool disguise is wearing thin, I'm fair sure you're fakin'."
But MrWho said with a grin - and lowering his shades,
"I'm by far the coolest guy in Heaven, Earth or Hades."

"Don't lie," said I to MrWho'd kept grinning all this time,
(Forgive me if I say to you that here I forced a rhyme),
"Then I shall prove it - prove it's true," said MrWho to me,
I said "Pfft!" - which was rather rude - and then "Well, we shall see."

He grinned and looked me in the eye as he stood up and said,
"Yo people - who's the coolest guy was ever born and bred?"
"YOU ARE!" resounded their reply... I said, with bravado
I didn't care it wasn't I, wasn't Enchilado.