Movie logic
When cars bump into each other they usually catch fire.
A man will not show pain while he gets beaten up cruelly but he will twitch when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
All beds have special blankets formed like a "L", that goes up to the womans' shoulders but only to the mans' hips.
It is easy for everyone to land a plane if getting verbally instructions only.
Every bomb has an electronic timefuse and a large red display, so you know exactly when the it will blow up.
When you pay for your taxi ride, you will not look into your wallet. You just reach for it, take some money out and it will always be the correct amount.
One match is enough to light a room in the size of a cathedral.
Normal people from the middle ages have perfect teeth.
Even if you drive on a straight street you will have to turn your steering wheel left and right every few seconds.
You can always park exactly in front of the house you want to visit.
Shoot at a car, no matter where. Even if you hit the wheels it will blow up immediately.
Everyone can ride a horse.
You only have to look into the rear view mirror once to see that someone is following you (works perfectly even on crowded streets).
With a swizz armyknife, a thread and a paperclip you can build bombs, repair reactors and even damage KGB security systems.
Everyone can hack the pentagon, it even works with a Commodore64 very fast.
When you drive down a narrow mountain roade, usually the beaks will break.
The bad guy can't kill the hero before he told him the whole story. The whole story always is exactly as long as it needs for a guy you thought is dead, to come back and shoot the bad guy in the back.
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As long as it's not about my eye...
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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Every computer genius always are 16 and never wear glasses, except when they're supposed to be ridiculous.
The rope used to climb or go down a mountain has always enough length to do so.
Weapons never jam, except when it's a dramatic moment.
A small gun in the hand of the hero can take out an entire army, but refilling ammunition found on bad guys dead corpses who forcefully have the same type of ammunition even when using machine guns only.
When you offer flowers, it's either a single flower to show your true simple love, and an entire room full of expensive ones. And the florists have the unique ability to sneak in anybody's house to put flowers in while people are away, even five minutes.
When you have to go to work early, the sun is almost in the middle of sky of a beautiful day.
The rope used to climb or go down a mountain has always enough length to do so.
Weapons never jam, except when it's a dramatic moment.
A small gun in the hand of the hero can take out an entire army, but refilling ammunition found on bad guys dead corpses who forcefully have the same type of ammunition even when using machine guns only.
When you offer flowers, it's either a single flower to show your true simple love, and an entire room full of expensive ones. And the florists have the unique ability to sneak in anybody's house to put flowers in while people are away, even five minutes.
When you have to go to work early, the sun is almost in the middle of sky of a beautiful day.
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When a car explodes, a lone wheel always rolls out from the flames.
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Whenever you turn off the light in a room at night a blue light will instantly turn on, sometimes even brighter than the light you turned off.
A beautiful 23 year old woman can always be a world-famous scientist.
Every building that looks important and every spaceship has a built-in self-destruct system.
Good old cops always die 1 day before they retire.
An ugly dorky woman will always become top-model-beautiful if you just take off her glasses and untie her hair.
Foreign terrorists always use English with a strong ethnic accent to talk among themselves.
A beautiful 23 year old woman can always be a world-famous scientist.
Every building that looks important and every spaceship has a built-in self-destruct system.
Good old cops always die 1 day before they retire.
An ugly dorky woman will always become top-model-beautiful if you just take off her glasses and untie her hair.
Foreign terrorists always use English with a strong ethnic accent to talk among themselves.
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Computer interfaces are always black with green text.
To copy all the information on a computer; insert a CD and press Enter.
Mice are not needed.
Happy endings always have a setting sun.
To copy all the information on a computer; insert a CD and press Enter.
Mice are not needed.
Happy endings always have a setting sun.
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Top secret computers accept commands in plain english. If you want to destroy them you write: UPLOAD VIRUS. Another self-explanatory command is "RETRIEVE SECRET FILES" - of course, secret files have the word "secret" in their file name. If you get an "ACCESS DENIED" message, all you have to do is write "OVERRIDE" and then you type randomly in high speed.
Planes belonging to no-name airlines will definitely crash. The real ones get saved every time. If a car is chasing a plane on the runway, the take-off will take at least 5 minutes.
In a high speed car chase, if you hit a small obstacle you will jump 3 meters in the air and fall down in a shower of sparkles. However, your wheels or axle will not break and there will be no suspension failures. All stolen cars must have a full tank because you can never run out of gas no matter how long the chase gets.
Planes belonging to no-name airlines will definitely crash. The real ones get saved every time. If a car is chasing a plane on the runway, the take-off will take at least 5 minutes.
In a high speed car chase, if you hit a small obstacle you will jump 3 meters in the air and fall down in a shower of sparkles. However, your wheels or axle will not break and there will be no suspension failures. All stolen cars must have a full tank because you can never run out of gas no matter how long the chase gets.
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- to end a video conversation, just press "space" (it also turns the screen off at the same time)
- everytime you click a button with your mouse, it will make a sound
- the bad guys have to drive cool black cars
- the american president never leaves his office, except for a press conference.
- piranhas will eat every living thing that gets into the water immediately
- Every American will only eat pancakes or peanut butter jelly sandwich for breakfast
- everytime you click a button with your mouse, it will make a sound
- the bad guys have to drive cool black cars
- the american president never leaves his office, except for a press conference.
- piranhas will eat every living thing that gets into the water immediately
- Every American will only eat pancakes or peanut butter jelly sandwich for breakfast
As long as it's not about my eye...
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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A.K.A "_speiros_", by a mistake I made...lol
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Spies aways now exactly who their enemy is when they're attacked and it's always someone from their distant past.
Spies that get killed early in the movie are always friends of the good spy.
Women spies working with the good spy don't get killed until the end of a movie, when they confess that they always loved the good spy.
Spies are not normal. They either have super powers or are someone's grandma.
Spies know how to drive/fly/pilot every conceivable vehicle known to man, even secret ones.
Spies are acrobatic, know several martial arts, and are always able to escape a situation mere nano-seconds before something blows up.
If you think a spy actually got blown up, think again. Spies never die, unless it's the end of the movie and they just saved the queen/president, girlfriend, or little boy/girl. And they have a way of being resurrected for the sequel/series.
Spies that get killed early in the movie are always friends of the good spy.
Women spies working with the good spy don't get killed until the end of a movie, when they confess that they always loved the good spy.
Spies are not normal. They either have super powers or are someone's grandma.
Spies know how to drive/fly/pilot every conceivable vehicle known to man, even secret ones.
Spies are acrobatic, know several martial arts, and are always able to escape a situation mere nano-seconds before something blows up.
If you think a spy actually got blown up, think again. Spies never die, unless it's the end of the movie and they just saved the queen/president, girlfriend, or little boy/girl. And they have a way of being resurrected for the sequel/series.
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main movie logic => director is the ultimate GOD & can do whatever s/he thinks appropriate to entertain
Lets Chase MDGs...
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Oh the leela logic.
