I wouldnt mind to see the other contributions to the manaworld-valentine-limerick-contest...
This is mine :
Eomie next to the magical school
I love her and often sit by the pool
But when dare I tell
That she makes me well
When I do she might call me a fool
* * *
There was a young lady so furious
Only grinding was making her curious
Once she reached ninety nine
There was nothing to grind
And she's found the whole journey injurious
* * *
There once was a wizard so silly
His sweetheart was nice as a lily
But he summoned a devil
And that one had some revel
After which there was noone to kill it
* * *
There was a young woman in black
Who had heart many wanted to crack
She casted some magic
The outcome was tragic
Those heros have never came back
* * *
There once was a young girl so nice
She was nothing but sugar and spice
Once I've heard her sweet voice
I had no other choice
But to save her from cold caves of ice
In ManaWorld, love's in the air
Cupid's arrows are everywhere
Give your sweetheart a kiss
Since it pays to know this:
Love is better than any rare!
In Hurnscald, it's Valentine's Day
Time for fun and frolic and play
At Blossom's flower shop
Buy some roses to drop
And see smiles when you give them away!
There once was a newbie named Cal
Who was looking to find a nice gal
Though a kindly young lad
His eyesight was bad
And he got stuck with a yeti named Hal
There once was a mouboo named Stu
Who actually hadn't a clue
One Valentine's Day
He thought he was gay
But really, he just had the flu
There once was a player from France
Who went looking for some romance
Then in one Illia fight
Luvia gave him a fright
And he knew it was love at first glance
There once was a pollet named Dave
Who loved a pinkie named Maeve
On Valentine's Day
He swept her away
And they married in Arkim's cave
There once was a mage named Flo
Who was hoping to find a beau
Then on one blind date
Krukan sealed her fate
Because he had her at "hello"
In Hurnscald, there lived a young slob
Too lazy to get a good job
But Gina was smitten
The love bug had bitten
Since she thought that he looked like a swab
CRC went to Candor for fun
And many a battle they won
But on Valentine's Day
They all stayed away
Writing limericks, which had to get done!
