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Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 23 Mar 2016, 20:11
by Rill
[13:43] Rill+: I feel like Captain Ahab chasing the white whale
[13:43] omatt,: ahah
[13:43] John H.: We're going to need a bigger boat

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 25 Mar 2016, 01:32
by SudoPlatypus

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[04:07] Odix: new?
[04:07] Odix: seen u before i think
[04:07] Alita: at 93 you canbe as new as you want, a noob is a noob no mather is he/she is 99
Trigger Alert :mrgreen:
Spoiler:
[09:11] AnAltOfMine: I just have lum to heal
[09:11] ____: me too
[09:11] ____: wanna help each other out with that?
[09:11] AnAltOfMine: yes, how?
[09:12] ____: getting hurt and healing each other? XD
[09:12] AnAltOfMine: PVP?
[09:12] ____: Lol, yup
[09:12] AnAltOfMine: good idea
[09:13] AnAltOfMine: cool
[09:14] AnAltOfMine: want to go to nearest PVP?
[09:15] ____: :)
[09:16] ____: Alrighty, off to get hurt
[09:16] ____: I'm lvl 50 btw
[09:19] AnAltOfMine: I'm level 45
[09:22] ____: thar you are XD
[09:22] ____: who first?
[09:22] AnAltOfMine: ____ let me know when you need Healing
[09:26] ____: Um
[09:27] ____: We should make sure whose turn it is to heal
[09:27] AnAltOfMine: i will get hurt first, ok?
[09:27] ____: lol
[09:28] ____: just run around when you need healin XD
[09:28] AnAltOfMine: ok
[09:29] ____: my turn to get hurt?
[09:29] AnAltOfMine: yes
[09:29] ____: yes
[09:30] ____: yes
[09:30] ____: yes
[09:30] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:32] AnAltOfMine: ok now you
[09:33] ____: ok
[09:33] ____: ready for injury X
[09:34] ____: too much?
[09:34] AnAltOfMine: need healing
[09:37] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:37] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:37] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:37] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:37] AnAltOfMine: you ready?
[09:38] ____: yep
[09:39] ____: heal plz XD
[09:39] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:39] ____: Ready for your turn?
[09:40] ____: remember to run when HP is too low OK?
[09:40] AnAltOfMine: heal please
[09:40] ____: is ready for hurt XD
[09:40] AnAltOfMine: ok,now?
[09:40] ____: yep
[09:41] ____: you know the drillXD
[09:41] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:41] ____: you ready to rock?
[09:41] AnAltOfMine: yes
[09:42] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:42] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:42] ____: I'm ready to roll XD
[09:42] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:42] ____: on your mark
[09:42] AnAltOfMine: ok ready
[09:43] ____: :(
[09:43] AnAltOfMine: want me to come back?
[09:43] ____: sure :D
[09:44] Server: You spent 50GP.
[09:44] ____: ready when you are XD
[09:45] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:45] AnAltOfMine: ready
[09:45] ____: on your mark
[09:46] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:46] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:46] ____: ok ready
[09:46] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:46] AnAltOfMine: ok
[09:47] ____: you remembering to alternate?
[09:47] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:47] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:47] ____: :)
[09:47] AnAltOfMine: ready?
[09:47] ____: ready
[09:48] AnAltOfMine: oops
[09:48] ____: oops got distracted :(
[09:48] ____: want me to come back?
[09:48] AnAltOfMine: please yes
[09:50] ____: sorry for the wait
[09:50] AnAltOfMine: np
[09:50] ____: respawned in other town
[09:50] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:51] ____: but I did get the imna spell XD
[09:51] ____: so you get to do all the hurts XD
[09:51] AnAltOfMine: :)
[09:52] ____: :)
[09:52] ____: Ready to recieve hurts XD
[09:52] AnAltOfMine: ok
[09:53] AnAltOfMine: who hits who?
[09:53] ____: I got the spell already, so you do the hitting and healing XD
[09:53] AnAltOfMine: ok
[09:54] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:54] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:54] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:54] Server: You picked up 1 [@@730|Lifestone@@].
[09:54] AnAltOfMine: #manpahil
[09:54] ____: ready
[09:55] ____: for round two
[09:55] ____: XD
[09:55] AnAltOfMine: wonder what the game developers would think of this?
[09:55] ____: this game does need lampshade hanging
[09:55] AnAltOfMine: #lum ____
[09:56] AnAltOfMine: what is Lampshade hanging?
[09:56] ____: pointing out silly or unlikely things that happen
[09:56] AnAltOfMine: :P
...later...
[10:10] ____: we should check with elenore
[10:11] ____: did it work?
[10:11] AnAltOfMine: I got level2 life magic
[10:11] AnAltOfMine: thankyou for helping
[10:12] ____: any other spells you want help with?
[10:12] AnAltOfMine: good for now, thankyou :)
[10:12] ____: :)

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 26 Mar 2016, 20:55
by Dustman
[20:50] Mewsterious: mew
[20:50] Dustman: mew do u eat today fish
[20:51] Mewsterious: no :(
[20:51] Mewsterious: I ate SecretMogge
[20:51] Mewsterious: He is hiding
[20:51] Mewsterious: In my belly :alt-5: :alt-5: :alt-5:
[20:51] Mewsterious: Nom-nom-nom!
[20:52] Mewsterious eats some cookies too

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 27 Mar 2016, 04:20
by Rikki

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[04:49] cookies: y checo mana a ver qp
[04:51] Wu-shin: SANSKRIT IN GENERAL cookies Qwertyboy
[04:52] cookies: i don't speak sanskrit :(
[04:54] Qwertyboy: wot

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 27 Mar 2016, 09:49
by Rikki
Poetry in the trade tab!
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Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 30 Mar 2016, 00:50
by Rikki

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iAxa: So what do you think about lottery in general?
Wu-shin: Cassy was working on one but never finished
Gumi: never finished, pretty much the whole history of tmw
iAxa: whole history of almost any startup
Wu-shin: Umm whole story of everything

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 04 Apr 2016, 00:57
by Rill
[20:25] Brel: you are a stonge woman katie
[20:26] Rill-: that word is either strong or strange, I think
[20:26] Rill-: or maybe stone
[20:27] Brel: stronge*
[20:27] Janjetina: stoned*
[20:27] Rill-: what is stronge?
[20:27] Janjetina: stoned fits the situation very well

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 05:05
by deepthought
[16:14] Villain: i wish i could drive a forklift
[16:14] Villain: i'd scoop all the hotties

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 22 Apr 2016, 19:45
by Rill
[17:21] Tarius prefers not to kill negative yetis
[17:21] Rill-: all yetis are antisocial and negative, if you ask me.
[17:21] yorielin: and dumb
[17:21] Tarius: they just want a gf to warm up with
[17:22] Micksha: its due to bad integration into our society I think, Rill
[17:22] Tarius: and having those excellent detachible faces
[17:22] Rill-: everyone makes excuses for the yeti!
[17:22] Okurwieniec: yetis are like casual mountainers :D
[17:22] Rill-: Yeti have to own up to their conduct!
[17:22] omatt: i don't lend gf %%\ they can take my ingrav
[17:23] Rill-: lol
[17:23] Micksha: hmm its their culture to heat human children maybe
[17:23] Okurwieniec: but we are pirates ahaha arrrg !
[17:23] Micksha: but true, they are not very open for discussions on that issue
[17:24] Rill-: good thing they don't immigrate
[17:25] Micksha: :) only occasionally, and that we can handle xD
[17:25] omatt: lol

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 01 May 2016, 04:25
by Rill
[01:02] Naraka: Okay sheep won't [shut up] I put them up xD
[01:02] Naraka: brb

[01:09] Crew of Red Corsair: Ready ?
[01:09] Rill,: no
[01:09] Rill,: We are waiting for Nar, and his sheep

[01:11] Naraka: r
[01:11] Brel: what sheep?
[01:11] Naraka: my sheep to kick yeti *** ofc

[01:23] Naraka: brb
[01:23] omatt: k
[01:23] Rill,: sheep?
[01:23] omatt: cheap ?
[01:23] Tom Foolery: more sheep?
[01:24] Brel: cheep pet ? idk just asking
[01:24] omatt: hmm
[01:24] Rill,: no... sheep
[01:24] Tom Foolery: sheep?
[01:24] omatt: ship ?
[01:24] Brel: sec
[01:25] omatt: chips ?
[01:25] Rill,: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep

[01:31] Naraka: Naw geese that time.
[01:31] Rill,: Geese, too?
[01:31] Tom Foolery quacks
[01:31] Naraka: Geese no quack
[01:31] Naraka: ducks are next though
[01:32] Crew of Red Corsair: Naraka you got a zoo ?

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 02 Jun 2016, 12:33
by deepthought
Villain's Rantz

SaganMan: villain, what hair color you have in real life ?
Villain: sorry that question is way too personal for me
SaganMan: hair color is way too personal question ?
Villain: it also violates my religious and political beliefs

Villain: my rants are trademarked, copyrighted, copylefted, patented, etc.

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 29 Jun 2016, 15:30
by Travolta
[02:52] Rust: I wonder if Mana Boy ever sleeps...
[02:52] Amphiaraus: I wonder what Mana Boy dreams about
[02:52] Amphiaraus: Maybe he dreams of being a real boy.

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 28 Aug 2016, 02:02
by Ash (Ringo-Chan)
Protecting the identity of the guy with a miniskirt.

[12:41] ????: I'm just a man who use a miniskirt, i don't saw a problem with that
[12:41] Karen123: I didn't saw a man used that before, expect the mondays
[12:42] John.H: LOL!

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 28 Aug 2016, 03:27
by Rikki
Reid wrote:Riqqi is Rikki? I don't know what to vote now... I love riqqi but I hate rikki.

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Tikki: We've got a schisophrenia
Tavi: Nah, it's dissociative identity disorder
Tikki: Schizo, i'm afraid
Tavi: You would know... It's DID for sure
Rikki: Shut up you both! Look, this Riqqi guy popped up out of nowhere and now Reid hates us

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 03 Sep 2016, 16:06
by gumi
<WildX> i haven't really developed religions yet
<WildX> gumi, all Tritans are gay how's that
<gumi> yay
<WildX> Actually I am going to make Tritans bisexual by nature
<WildX> Fu‌ck it, I'm God.