movie logic
Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 08:31
Movie logic
When cars bump into each other they usually catch fire.
A man will not show pain while he gets beaten up cruelly but he will twitch when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
All beds have special blankets formed like a "L", that goes up to the womans' shoulders but only to the mans' hips.
It is easy for everyone to land a plane if getting verbally instructions only.
Every bomb has an electronic timefuse and a large red display, so you know exactly when the it will blow up.
When you pay for your taxi ride, you will not look into your wallet. You just reach for it, take some money out and it will always be the correct amount.
One match is enough to light a room in the size of a cathedral.
Normal people from the middle ages have perfect teeth.
Even if you drive on a straight street you will have to turn your steering wheel left and right every few seconds.
You can always park exactly in front of the house you want to visit.
Shoot at a car, no matter where. Even if you hit the wheels it will blow up immediately.
Everyone can ride a horse.
You only have to look into the rear view mirror once to see that someone is following you (works perfectly even on crowded streets).
With a swizz armyknife, a thread and a paperclip you can build bombs, repair reactors and even damage KGB security systems.
Everyone can hack the pentagon, it even works with a Commodore64 very fast.
When you drive down a narrow mountain roade, usually the beaks will break.
The bad guy can't kill the hero before he told him the whole story. The whole story always is exactly as long as it needs for a guy you thought is dead, to come back and shoot the bad guy in the back.
When cars bump into each other they usually catch fire.
A man will not show pain while he gets beaten up cruelly but he will twitch when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
All beds have special blankets formed like a "L", that goes up to the womans' shoulders but only to the mans' hips.
It is easy for everyone to land a plane if getting verbally instructions only.
Every bomb has an electronic timefuse and a large red display, so you know exactly when the it will blow up.
When you pay for your taxi ride, you will not look into your wallet. You just reach for it, take some money out and it will always be the correct amount.
One match is enough to light a room in the size of a cathedral.
Normal people from the middle ages have perfect teeth.
Even if you drive on a straight street you will have to turn your steering wheel left and right every few seconds.
You can always park exactly in front of the house you want to visit.
Shoot at a car, no matter where. Even if you hit the wheels it will blow up immediately.
Everyone can ride a horse.
You only have to look into the rear view mirror once to see that someone is following you (works perfectly even on crowded streets).
With a swizz armyknife, a thread and a paperclip you can build bombs, repair reactors and even damage KGB security systems.
Everyone can hack the pentagon, it even works with a Commodore64 very fast.
When you drive down a narrow mountain roade, usually the beaks will break.
The bad guy can't kill the hero before he told him the whole story. The whole story always is exactly as long as it needs for a guy you thought is dead, to come back and shoot the bad guy in the back.