starting an argument
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 15:16
I translated something I got per mail today and want to share it, I just had to laugh. Hope the translation is ok:
The argument started like this:
At the supermarket I asked my wife if we could buy a box of beer for 15€.
She said no but without asking me she bought a face creme for 65€.
I told her, the box of beer would help better to find her pretty.
The argument started like this:
A few days ago I asked my wife where we are going for our anniversary celebration.
She said: "I don't know. Somewhere I haven't been in a long time."
I proposed the kitchen.
The argument started like this:
My wife sat down next to me on the sofa, while I was watching TV.
She asked me: "What's on TV?"
I said: "Dust"
The argument started like this:
My wife gave me a hint what she would like for birthday.
She said: "Something red and it has to be from 0 to 130 in 3 seconds"
I bought her a scale.
The argument started like this:
My wife watched into the mirror and didn't like what she saw.
She said: "I feel terrible; I feel old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to make a compliment for me now."
I said: "Your eyes work great!"
The argument started like this:
My wife and I where on a class reunion at her old school.
One of the men there where drunk and he drank one glass after the other.
I asked her: "Do you know that guy?"
She said: "We were a couple for a long time and when we broke up he started drinking and never stopped again."
I said: "Who would have thought that he would celebrate for so long?"
The argument started like this:
At the supermarket I asked my wife if we could buy a box of beer for 15€.
She said no but without asking me she bought a face creme for 65€.
I told her, the box of beer would help better to find her pretty.
The argument started like this:
A few days ago I asked my wife where we are going for our anniversary celebration.
She said: "I don't know. Somewhere I haven't been in a long time."
I proposed the kitchen.
The argument started like this:
My wife sat down next to me on the sofa, while I was watching TV.
She asked me: "What's on TV?"
I said: "Dust"
The argument started like this:
My wife gave me a hint what she would like for birthday.
She said: "Something red and it has to be from 0 to 130 in 3 seconds"
I bought her a scale.
The argument started like this:
My wife watched into the mirror and didn't like what she saw.
She said: "I feel terrible; I feel old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to make a compliment for me now."
I said: "Your eyes work great!"
The argument started like this:
My wife and I where on a class reunion at her old school.
One of the men there where drunk and he drank one glass after the other.
I asked her: "Do you know that guy?"
She said: "We were a couple for a long time and when we broke up he started drinking and never stopped again."
I said: "Who would have thought that he would celebrate for so long?"