Good riddance to Steve Jobs.

yourmistakes · Post by **yourmistakes** » 27 Feb 2011, 04:37

looks like steve jobs finally died. lets hope apple as a company comes next, before they have time to release the iCoffin.
http://www.apple.com/pr/2011/02/26/rip_steve_jobs.html

Post by **mistergrey** » 27 Feb 2011, 04:59

FINALLY!

He might come back though, apple's been working on the iComeBackFromTheDead ap - it makes you sparkle, never wash your hair, and "secretly" like men and livestock... like, as more than friends/pets/food.

yourmistakes · Post by **yourmistakes** » 27 Feb 2011, 05:08

that's the twilight app, and it only works for wannabe vampires

Bertram · Post by **Bertram** » 27 Feb 2011, 11:56

Read the news, boys:

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2008/08/steve-jobs-is-n/

Steve Jobs is not dead.

P.S.: "Can I be proud of myself when I enjoy the death of my enemies as much as they would do for myself?"
-- Socrate.

Post by **Matt** » 27 Feb 2011, 12:14

A faked Apple URL (I doubt they would ever title a pr release "rip steve jobs") and a "news" article from 2008?

God, what happened to these forums...

yourmistakes · Post by **yourmistakes** » 27 Feb 2011, 15:05

@ matt: i was hoping someone would be dumb enough to simply see the link and believe it, but apparently, that's not the case on these forums.
@ bertram: that's a grossly outdated article, if you really want to know steve's alive or not status, just check http://www.isstevejobsdead.com/

knight · Post by **knight** » 28 Feb 2011, 11:57

yourmistakes wrote: @ bertram: that's a grossly outdated article, if you really want to know steve's alive or not status, just check http://www.isstevejobsdead.com/

checked it, and it says "Nope."

Post by **Crush** » 28 Feb 2011, 12:14

I am curious how fast that website would be updated in the event that Steve Jobs actually dies unexpectedly...
...curious enough to kill?

Post by **Matt** » 02 Mar 2011, 21:13

He lives!

sandoz · Post by **sandoz** » 03 Mar 2011, 10:09

Crush wrote:I am curious how fast that website would be updated in the event that Steve Jobs actually dies unexpectedly...
...curious enough to kill?

I would guess not very fast.... if you look at the page source it has the following comment:

yourmistakes · Post by **yourmistakes** » 07 Mar 2011, 22:28

Matt wrote:He lives!

that's obviously one of our future robot overlord trying to get as much skynet technology to the public before the singularity

yourmistakes · Post by **yourmistakes** » 06 Oct 2011, 09:32

looks like i posted a bit early

knight · Post by **knight** » 06 Oct 2011, 09:46

that's not so true. he was waiting his death when you created this topic. its obvious that he will die soon or later

Post by **enchilado** » 06 Oct 2011, 10:02

I think Apple was a pretty cool guy. eh made teh pixar and didnt afraid of anything.

iSad.

Post by **prsm** » 06 Oct 2011, 13:26

I am sure his wife and 4 kids will miss him!

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