Corrupt-A-Wish

[konder246]

Corrupt-A-Wish is a game sometimes used on forums...

It goes like this:

User #1: I wish I could fly.

User #2: Wish granted, but then you were afraid of heights so you went on the ground. I wish I had money.

User #3: Wish granted, but then it was fake. I wish...

And goes on and on.

I wish I had iPad 2.

[Kage]

Wish granted, but then you realized Apple's closed minded licenses prevents you from running any of the applications and programs you want.

I wish for a girl friend.

[Big Crunch]

Wish granted, but then you realized Apple's closed minded licenses prevents you from running any of the applications and programs you want.

I wish for a girl friend.

Wish granted, but then you realize your wallet and watch are gone, your vagina burns and has a watery discharge, and you wake up in a tub of ice, with a note that reads 'You should call 911'.

I wish that ^ would really happen.

[yubabax116]

Wish granted, then you find out he calls you instead.

Wish i can find out what happens next after ^

[mistergrey]

I love the idea of this game, so gonna completely ignore the forum spam and continue where Yubaba left off.

Wish granted, then you find out he calls you instead.

Wish i can find out what happens next after ^

You find out what happens next - the victim's kidney was removed and replaced with a Bop-It, and Kage's wallet and watch were found replacing several other organs. Unfortunately... that person was your mother/father/respected elder.

I wish all musicals had to be performed backwards, in German.

[Matt]

Wish granted, but then you realize they won WWIII.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

[Crush]

Wish granted without further strings attached, because I couldn't think of a more miserable existence.

I wish the spambots would ignore this forum.

[yourmistakes]

Wish granted but then english speakers who are just incredibly shitty at english post in this forum.
I wish I knew how to code.

[Matt]

Crush sucks :/

[o11c]

Wish granted but then english speakers who are just incredibly shitty at english post in this forum.
I wish I knew how to code.

Wish granted, but then you get convinced to look at tmwA and lose both your newfound knowledge and your sanity.

I wish there were someone to help me with tmwA (not necessarily with the bad parts, nor even necessarily with C++ at all), without taking away from the General Content Team.

[mistergrey]

Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

[Big Crunch]

Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

Wish granted.

End.

[Kage]

Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

Wish granted.

End.

Wish granted... But then, I posted this.

I wish for a million dollars!

[yourmistakes]

wish granted but it's because you're dying of cancer.
i wish medical companies pushed for cures instead of treatments.

[mistergrey]

Wish Granted. Sadly, the medical companies pushed for "The Cure", and were later arrested forever for aiding a goth staple band.

I wish... that strippers were anatomically built to accept credit cards.