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Funny Quotes

Posted: 04 Mar 2015, 00:31
by gumi
I'm amazed that tmw has no such topic. I wanted a place where we could collect funny quotes (like we do on IRC).
Use this thread to share funny things you hear in game.

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 04 Mar 2015, 00:32
by gumi
[00:15] Rill-: because clothes make the man!
[00:15] Rill-: and that's true
[00:15] Reny: then take off yours
[00:16] Rill-: lol... lack of clothes do not make the woman

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 07 Mar 2015, 14:06
by deepthought
[13:28] Jhedia: cheap noob shi* is best stuff ever

Jhedia on rares.

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 09 Mar 2015, 17:48
by gumi
<meko> do we have art for the 5 non-human classes?
<wushin> Psh, this is TMW just make them purple & pink call it a day


[17:37] meko: ok, I want nachos ☺
[19:23] Celestia: go put a plate under your fax machine and I'll go and see if a neighboor has a fax machine they will let me use

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 13 Mar 2015, 14:55
by Rill
[14:31] Ginaria: .@sethairstyle Rill swab
[14:32] Rill- likes my hairdo
[14:32] Ginaria: looks like swab
[14:32] Rill-: it's fashionable and classic
[14:32] Ginaria: like a swab
[14:33] Rill-: you mean a Q-Tip?
[14:33] Ginaria: no
[14:34] Ginaria: oh swab is wrong expression

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 26 Mar 2015, 02:09
by gumi
[02:03] meko: viewtopic.php?p=139505#p139505
[02:05] Puerh: wow ... if I was single he might have been in danger of getting hit on by me
[02:06] Puerh: imagine the outrage of a lesbian would have upon realizing that it is a guy

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 13 Jun 2015, 21:14
by Rill
[18:06] Rill,: Meko has a booboo?
[18:06] meko: a what?
[18:06] Rill,: a booboo
[18:06] meko: what is a booboo?
[18:07] Rill,: North American
a minor injury, such as a scratch.
"there is no one to kiss the boo-boo!"

[18:07] meko: o_o
[18:07] meko: weird word
[18:07] meko: why would you kiss blood?
[18:07] Maulne: she is vampire

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 17 Jun 2015, 19:13
by blackrazor
deepthought wrote:lol
Well .... at least he's roleplaying.

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 09 Jul 2015, 21:53
by Rill
[18:34] Reny: in the ship chay was all over me %%\
[18:34] Trav: lucky you
[18:35] Reny: luck? lol she was trying to kill me

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 11 Jul 2015, 19:24
by vquangchung
[19:17] Rill,: I don't know what happened to the server, but I am no longer able to rotate fast.
[19:17] Wind Angel: maybe in client setting?
[19:18] Rill,: everything looks the same
[19:18] Reny: maybe your char is eating too much slimes
[19:18] Rill,: getting sluggish %%K
[19:18] Rill,: %%^
[19:18] Wind Angel: or you are rotating on glue :P
[19:19] Rill,: I am rotating like molasses in January

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 12 Jul 2015, 02:21
by Rill
[18:46] Trav is listening to Hungarian pop music
[18:46] Rill,: Hungarian pop music sounds like an oxymoron
[18:47] Trav: what moron ?
[18:48] Rill,: An oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory.
[18:50] Trav: great, you explained an unknown word with 10 unknown words

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[23:08] Rill,: which reminds me... I have a bone to pick with you
[23:08] Travolta: I suspect it's an expression...

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 09 Aug 2015, 22:34
by Cassy
Villain just being Villain ♥
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Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 09 Aug 2015, 22:37
by gumi
wait... did axa say 51 online?

Re: Funny Quotes

Posted: 09 Aug 2015, 22:44
by Cassy
meko wrote:wait... did axa say 51 online?
yeah, we had 51 people online :alt-3:

edit: still 47 right now

Re: Funny Quotes "How to say nuke in german"

Posted: 24 Aug 2015, 15:18
by SriNitayanda
Idk if the player wants his name published so he'll be named anonymous.

[14:41] anonymous: Ahm hello sry... i Have the ManaMarket destroyed...unintentionally
[14:42] NitayandaGM: how so?
[14:43] anonymous: atomic bombs

(a player trying to explain to me that he nuked manamarket)