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[Platyna]

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10:07 < mateuszk> Hi
10:07 < mateuszk> Why some developers on the list are red?
10:56 < m[a]tt> they are from soviet russia.

16:58 < Sanitoeter> hi, does somebody have some bug legs?
16:59 < m[a]tt> last time i checked my legs were normal human ones

12:18 < m[a]tt> if you moved the forum+wiki to platinium we could blame Platyna now
12:19 < ElvenProgrammer> i want to blame ultramichy
12:20 < m[a]tt> k
12:34 < ElvenProgrammer> i hate you
12:36 < m[a]tt> iam hungry

15:09 < Crush> forum and wiki are still down?
15:10 < Crush> Would it help when i complain and annoy and weep?
15:18 < m[a]tt> i tried already and it didnt work ;)

22:30 < b_lindeijer> Platyna: Is that you?
22:30 < Platyna> Yes, me.
22:30 < Platyna> What's up?
22:30 < b_lindeijer> You are sexy.

23:17 < Anonycat> Why is there a yellow slime indoors in the building on that map?
23:29 < Padme> For any question concerning TMW development exists a universal answer...
23:29 < Padme> Which is: 42
23:29 < Padme> For any question concerning TMW development exists another universal answer...
23:30 < Padme> Which is: Because we are sick, twisted bastards.
23:30 < Jarvellis> how many decade before TMWServ is at alpha stage?
23:30 < Padme> 42
23:30 < Jarvellis> sounds plausible

Regards.

[kr0n05931]

I don't quite understand the point of this topic, but I guess it is a post your funny logs topic?

(01:19:45) Jaxad0127: we could use more of everything
(01:19:47) Exzenosis: never done that
(01:19:49) b_lindeijer: Exzenosis: You'd surprise yourself.
(01:19:55) kr0n05931: More teabagging? done ~

(01:25:18) kr0n05931: http://www.gimp.org
(01:25:23) kr0n05931: viola ~
(01:25:43) Jaxad0127: again with musical intruments?
(01:25:48) Jaxad0127: *instruments

(02:21:19) kr0n05931: horse != donkey
(02:21:20) Jaxad0127: they appear to be close enough
(02:21:29) kr0n05931: tiger != lion
(02:21:30) Jarvellis: species is just a convenient lie
(02:21:33) Jaxad0127: right, which is why they produce infertile offspring
(02:21:36) Jaxad0127: lol
(02:21:44) kr0n05931: well, the tiger and horses were bad examples
(02:21:54) kr0n05931: they have > 2M years of evolution between them
(02:22:00) Jarvellis: tigers cannot breed with horses
(02:22:06) kr0n05931: ...
(02:22:11) Jarvellis: although they can breed with housecats

(02:36:24) kr0n05931: btw, did you hear about what Ben & Jerry's is doing?
(02:36:31) Jaxad0127: what?
(02:36:46) kr0n05931: they are substituting 70% of their ice cream's milk with human breast milk
(02:36:53) Jaxad0127: oh?
(02:37:01) Jarvellis: that should improve it

(03:08:49) Alzorath: I am pale with red hair
(03:08:59) Jarvellis: so one quater irish then?
(03:09:24) kr0n05931: a quater?
(03:09:34) kr0n05931: you got the accent down

(03:14:02) kr0n05931: I r beggar NUB hev hev hev u life for my?
(03:14:26) Jarvellis: trust me, you don't want my life
(03:14:47) Jaxad0127: lol

[Jaxad0127]

20:06 -!- Platyna changed the topic of #themanaworld to: The Mana World MMORPG - http://themanaworld.org - Please speak English | By joining this channel you hereby grant all
the channel members the right to log and publish any public messages you have sent here.
20:06 -!- mode/#themanaworld [-o m[a]tt] by Platyna
20:06 <@Platyna> ;]
20:06 -!- mode/#themanaworld [-o Platyna] by Platyna
20:06 < Jaxad0127>
20:06 < m[a]tt> i hate this topic
20:07 < Platyna> m[a]tt: You wouldn't notice sarcasm even if it was 18 ton truck heading right towards you.
20:07 < m[a]tt> Platyna: you neither
20:08 < Platyna> m[a]tt: Go Duck some fat ladies.

19:25 < Platyna> Re.
19:25 < PlayerOfTheLight> where
19:25 < turmfalke> standard
19:26 < Jaxad0127> Platyna: IceRegen would like to discuss her ban with you
19:26 < IceRegen> Ah sorry Platyna me english is no good sry
19:26 < Platyna> Post on Abuse forums.
19:26 < Platyna> And you would be better have a good excuse.
19:26 < Platyna> Because I have a heart of stone.
19:26 * Mr_Fixit chuckles
19:27 < Kage_Jittai> Platyna: just because you have no friends
19:27 < IceRegen> i make better log put is go away....i think is ok urgs:-( sorry!
19:27 < Platyna>http://forums.themanaworld.org/
19:28 < Platyna> Here you may post apology for the whole community you have abused, and ask for forgivness.
19:28 < Mr_Fixit> so for halloween are there gonna be prizes and games?
19:28 < Jaxad0127> maybe
19:28 * Mr_Fixit reminds himself never to piss of Platyna
19:29 < Jaxad0127> lol
19:29 < IceRegen> I littel day in this game!! i learn!!! and i say sorry!!!
19:29 < Platyna> There are very few persons that can piss me off.
19:29 < Mr_Fixit> i could try..
19:29 < Mr_Fixit> 'could'
19:29 < Platyna> IceRegen: http://forums.themanaworld.org/viewforum.php?f=20
19:30 < IceRegen> i speak All user and say SOrry? i dont anderstand all
19:31 < Kage_Jittai> IceRegen: the issue with botting is it ruins the game for other players who play correctly.
19:32 < IceRegen> for what say i sorry?? for me old PC? and tasta?
19:32 < Kage_Jittai> IceRegen: so you need to say sorry to the users, not the moderators
19:32 < PlayerOfTheLight> Platyna she dont have truly botted she have a old computer and was away for 4 hours
19:32 < Ddorda> platyna
19:32 < IceRegen> hm.. sorry i dont anderstand i translate
19:32 < Ddorda> can you come for a sec to the bat ice cave?
19:32 < Ddorda> lollo is here again
19:32 < Platyna> PlayerOfTheLight: He he. Great explanation, keep going.
19:33 < Ddorda> platyna: lollo is here again, botting as usual
19:33 < Platyna> IceRegen: Keep focus: Log in on forums and ask there for unsetting the ban.
19:33 < Platyna> If you do not copy I can ban you from channel too.
19:34 < Mr_Fixit> 0_o
19:34 < Platyna> Ddorda: Cool. He needs a friend I think.
19:34 < Ddorda> lol
19:34 < Ddorda> By the way
19:34 < Jaxad0127> ?
19:34 < Ddorda> not anyone who doesn't answer you is a bot
19:34 < PlayerOfTheLight> Platyna u want ban me?
19:35 < Kage_Jittai> Platyna: in her defense, I don't recall IceRegen attacking mobs
19:35 < Platyna> He did.
19:37 < Platyna> I do not solve any ban related issues here.
19:37 < PlayerOfTheLight> Platyna what have she done? She hit player or botted?
19:37 < Platyna> Please go away on forums.
19:37 < PlayerOfTheLight> or what
19:38 < Mr_Fixit> or she'll make you haha
19:38 < Mr_Fixit> don't piss off a woman ffs
19:38 < Platyna> Fighting with me will rather not bring any positive results.
19:38 < Platyna> :S
19:38 < Jaxad0127> lol
19:38 < Platyna> I am not trying to be rude, just honest.
19:38 < Platyna> No one will do you any favour if you beat him with a club.
19:39 < Mr_Fixit> i disagree... but i'll keep my yap shut
19:39 < Jaxad0127> lol
19:39 < Platyna> And I am not tell you to Duck off, I am telling you to post your rationale on the forum made for the sole purpose of dealing with abuse.
19:39 < Platyna> We need some order here right?
19:39 < Jaxad0127> yes...
19:39 < Platyna> And I will surely handle the issue. I prefer to have players not banned.
19:39 < Platyna> ;]
19:40 < Mr_Fixit> ban them all.... there's your order lol
19:40 < turmfalke> IceRegen: you could try to bribe Platyna
19:40 < Mr_Fixit> oh... btw
19:40 < Mr_Fixit> don't ever leave me in charge
19:40 < Platyna> Mr_Fixit: Sit in a corner and keep your hands off your keyboard.
19:40 < Jaxad0127> will do
19:41 < m[a]tt> "Platyna There are very few persons that can piss me off. " <-- i certainly hope iam one of them
19:41 < Mr_Fixit> how can i lvl up without touching the kb??
19:41 < Jaxad0127> Mr_Fixit: bot!
19:41 < Platyna> m[a]tt: You are german, IceRegen too, please at least once be useful and explain him what I mean.
19:41 < PlayerOfTheLight> Platyna in the forum whichone is the botreport for iceregen?
19:41 < PlayerOfTheLight> DDora?
19:42 < m[a]tt> Platyna: aw that hurt :/
19:42 < PlayerOfTheLight> ddorda
19:42 < Platyna> There were no bot report. He has been smashed when I came to get some other bots and noticed him.
19:43 < PlayerOfTheLight> i read following there
19:43 < PlayerOfTheLight> guys? for reporting a bot u need a video not only a screenshot... and it doesn't matter how many people say that he's a bot if there is no proof for it!!
19:43 < PlayerOfTheLight> I know that this isn't a disscussion forum i'm sorry
19:43 < PlayerOfTheLight> where is it Platyna
19:43 < Platyna> My eyes are quite cool video cameras tool.
19:43 < Jaxad0127> PlayerOfTheLight: it was reported on here
19:44 < Platyna> I came online and spotted a player who failed my bot test. Period.
19:44 < Platyna> And EOT.
19:44 < Mr_Fixit> umm... maybe ya need a video game break?? there is more to life than the mana world
19:44 < PlayerOfTheLight> she stand there and the key was fixed why old keyboard
19:44 < Ddorda> platyna
19:44 < Ddorda> can you come to ban lollo please?
19:44 < m[a]tt> old keyboard - lol
19:44 < Mr_Fixit> lol... sorry to you contributors
19:44 < Platyna> Ddorda: --> Forums
19:44 < Ddorda> he's botting arround
19:44 < m[a]tt> i dont have a clue whats going on but that is funny
19:44 < Ddorda> i posted in forums
19:44 < PlayerOfTheLight> jey
19:44 < Ddorda> before few days
19:45 < PlayerOfTheLight> yes she is no bot
19:45 < Platyna> Ddorda: Link?
19:45 < Ddorda> sec...
19:45 < Platyna> For christ sake.
19:45 * Mr_Fixit watches Platyna rip out her hair
19:45 < PlayerOfTheLight> she dosnt used this or like them
19:45 < Ddorda> platyna: http://forums.themanaworld.org/viewtopi ... =20&t=5074
19:45 < Platyna> There is useful mode - +m and I am close to use it.
19:45 < Platyna> I tried to be nice.
19:45 < Platyna> :S
19:45 < m[a]tt> dont whine and great create a new account
19:45 < Mr_Fixit> (o8
19:46 < m[a]tt> wtf great create oO
19:47 < PlayerOfTheLight> Its a game, only. Not a platform to be god. Have fun.
19:48 < Mr_Fixit> PlayerOfTheLight, maybe it's time for nighty night..
19:48 < Jaxad0127> lol
19:48 < PlayerOfTheLight> sorry Mr_Fixit, i dont can believe it.
19:48 < Mr_Fixit> i dont can believe it either.... WAY PAST BED TIME
19:49 < m[a]tt> its a free game, not something you have to freak out oO
19:49 < PlayerOfTheLight>
19:49 < m[a]tt> Mr_Fixit: tiimezones, anyone?
19:49 < PlayerOfTheLight> okay.
19:49 < Platyna> ...
19:49 < PlayerOfTheLight> its 10:00 pm
19:49 < Mr_Fixit> i'm just throwing my 2 cents in.... it's much more funnier than watching these guys whine
19:50 < Platyna> Yes, I want to be a god because I want order. It indeed a task only god could do.
19:50 < Platyna> ;>
19:50 < Jaxad0127> I'm putting this whole thing on the forums
19:50 < Platyna> Now keep your plot theories to yourself.

20:10 < Mr_Fixit> pappa needs a new pair of jeans lol
20:10 < Platyna> So you are now wandering along with your ass shining like a full moon?
20:10 < Platyna> ;o)
20:10 < Mr_Fixit> i got my tightie whities
20:11 * Vq^ does but thats because his ass looks better shining )
20:11 < Platyna> I think we have to change the default sprite underwear - strings with bunny tail for men and buffy panties reaching your ankles for women.
20:12 < Platyna> Would be additional motivation for quick advancement.
20:12 < Platyna> ;]

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