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Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
I like candy... that's on-topic, right?
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Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
What kind of candy....?
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Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
Fish candy 
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Fother_J's Trollipops
Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
Two trolls and a dev walk into a bar.
Both of them sit at the same table as the dev and start snickering.
"What's so funny? - Rather... what's not funny." says the dev as he
drowns his sorrows in whiskey.
The first troll covers his mouth to conceal his grin and asks
"hey, uh, guy, you a dev, right? What kind of editor do you use?"
"I don't want to start a debate..." says the dev.
The second troll exclaims "Oh, c'mon! You can tell us! emacs or vi?"
The first troll turns around and ducks his head about to bust out laughing.
"I use Qt Creator..." the dev answers.
The second troll says "I know what that is! It's like MS Visual Studio!"
as the first one cracks up laughing.
The dev lets out a sigh and downs some more whiskey.
A drunkard in the bar gets out of his chair, puffs his chest out and
yells at the first troll "Whut th'Duck you think is so Duck' funny?"
The bartender walks up to the table and tells them "Keep this Chocolate Cupcake up, and you'll both be out of here."
The second troll asks the bartender to hire him to be the bouncer.
"I'm a good guy. See? I'm trying to cheer up this sad fellow and they are
causing all the trouble."
The bartender tells the second troll to take over the counter while he has
a break.
A child enters the bar and walks towards the counter to ask where daddy is.
The dev tries to stop the child, but is too drunk to make a sentence.
At the counter the child asks "Please! have you seen my daddy?"
The troll at the counter tells him "I am your daddy."
"You don't look like my daddy!"
The troll pours some brew and gives it to the child "Then drink this, my child!"
So the child does...
"Now do I look like your daddy?"
The child vomits on the floor, hanging on to the counter to keep from falling.
The first troll is laughing very loud. A drunkard starts hitting him with a
chair.
The dev wants to find the bartender, so stumbles around and ends up in the bathroom.
The bartender is in one of the stalls.
The dev opens one stall and sees a near-death hooker going through her purse.
She sprays him in the eyes with mace.
He staggers to the second stall with his hand over his eyes and is met
by a 2 ton gorrilla. He tries to shut the door and run to the third stall.
He opens the third stall and finds the bartender taking a poo and typing on a
smart phone. "GOD DAMN!" the bartender yells, "Give me some privacy!"
"There's something I need to tell you!" The dev responds.
"Well, send it as text... dickhead."
The dev goes back into the lobby to find his pack that had his n900.
The second troll, at the counter stole it and had been using it to
stir up flamewars on the net.
So he asks for it back. "Oh? This belongs to you? I've got others. How do you
know this one is yours?" the second troll says.
"It has all my personal info on it!"
The troll at the counter gives the n900 back to the dev, except with bonus files
of him standing next to an unconcious child drowning in vomit.
The dev doesn't notice that though and starts sending text to the bartender
who is in the bathroom.
A police man comes into the bar asking if anyone has seen a missing kid.
The dev points at the floor, the troll points at the dev's n900.
"What in the living Hell..." The cop takes the n900 and sees pictures
of the dev standing next to whiskey bottles with the kid at his heels.
The cop also notices mace in the dev's eyes and the smell of gorilla.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living Chocolate Cupcake out of the dev.
Other drunkards think it is a brawl and start throwing chairs.
The cop talks into his shoulder-piece "Mayday! Mayday! I need backup, now."
As the bartender walks into the lobby zipping up his pants, the dev was able to smash a bottle
into his face and run through the ruckus.
But the first troll catches the dev... and grapples his arms.
"Here! Hit him! Hit him!"
Each person in the room punches him in the stomach as hard as they can.
The dev falls to the ground. "Your ass is goin' to Jail!" the cop says posing
like a macho bad-ass.
The child starts breathing again and approches the cop. "Have you seen my
daddy? He was here."
Another guy fresh out of a car wreck enters the bar.. "Where's my kid?
The wife will be pissed."
Backup arrives a little too late. The dev sneaks away to plot revenge.
Both of them sit at the same table as the dev and start snickering.
"What's so funny? - Rather... what's not funny." says the dev as he
drowns his sorrows in whiskey.
The first troll covers his mouth to conceal his grin and asks
"hey, uh, guy, you a dev, right? What kind of editor do you use?"
"I don't want to start a debate..." says the dev.
The second troll exclaims "Oh, c'mon! You can tell us! emacs or vi?"
The first troll turns around and ducks his head about to bust out laughing.
"I use Qt Creator..." the dev answers.
The second troll says "I know what that is! It's like MS Visual Studio!"
as the first one cracks up laughing.
The dev lets out a sigh and downs some more whiskey.
A drunkard in the bar gets out of his chair, puffs his chest out and
yells at the first troll "Whut th'Duck you think is so Duck' funny?"
The bartender walks up to the table and tells them "Keep this Chocolate Cupcake up, and you'll both be out of here."
The second troll asks the bartender to hire him to be the bouncer.
"I'm a good guy. See? I'm trying to cheer up this sad fellow and they are
causing all the trouble."
The bartender tells the second troll to take over the counter while he has
a break.
A child enters the bar and walks towards the counter to ask where daddy is.
The dev tries to stop the child, but is too drunk to make a sentence.
At the counter the child asks "Please! have you seen my daddy?"
The troll at the counter tells him "I am your daddy."
"You don't look like my daddy!"
The troll pours some brew and gives it to the child "Then drink this, my child!"
So the child does...
"Now do I look like your daddy?"
The child vomits on the floor, hanging on to the counter to keep from falling.
The first troll is laughing very loud. A drunkard starts hitting him with a
chair.
The dev wants to find the bartender, so stumbles around and ends up in the bathroom.
The bartender is in one of the stalls.
The dev opens one stall and sees a near-death hooker going through her purse.
She sprays him in the eyes with mace.
He staggers to the second stall with his hand over his eyes and is met
by a 2 ton gorrilla. He tries to shut the door and run to the third stall.
He opens the third stall and finds the bartender taking a poo and typing on a
smart phone. "GOD DAMN!" the bartender yells, "Give me some privacy!"
"There's something I need to tell you!" The dev responds.
"Well, send it as text... dickhead."
The dev goes back into the lobby to find his pack that had his n900.
The second troll, at the counter stole it and had been using it to
stir up flamewars on the net.
So he asks for it back. "Oh? This belongs to you? I've got others. How do you
know this one is yours?" the second troll says.
"It has all my personal info on it!"
The troll at the counter gives the n900 back to the dev, except with bonus files
of him standing next to an unconcious child drowning in vomit.
The dev doesn't notice that though and starts sending text to the bartender
who is in the bathroom.
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">>> Chocolate Cupcake! You mean to tell me he's been serving whiskey to a kid!?
">>> I'll be in deep Chocolate Cupcake!
">>> OMG ;_;
The dev points at the floor, the troll points at the dev's n900.
"What in the living Hell..." The cop takes the n900 and sees pictures
of the dev standing next to whiskey bottles with the kid at his heels.
The cop also notices mace in the dev's eyes and the smell of gorilla.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living Chocolate Cupcake out of the dev.
Other drunkards think it is a brawl and start throwing chairs.
The cop talks into his shoulder-piece "Mayday! Mayday! I need backup, now."
As the bartender walks into the lobby zipping up his pants, the dev was able to smash a bottle
into his face and run through the ruckus.
But the first troll catches the dev... and grapples his arms.
"Here! Hit him! Hit him!"
Each person in the room punches him in the stomach as hard as they can.
The dev falls to the ground. "Your ass is goin' to Jail!" the cop says posing
like a macho bad-ass.
The child starts breathing again and approches the cop. "Have you seen my
daddy? He was here."
Another guy fresh out of a car wreck enters the bar.. "Where's my kid?
The wife will be pissed."
Backup arrives a little too late. The dev sneaks away to plot revenge.
Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
?meway wrote:bcs88 wins the most accurate description of tmw reward. Btw I'm working on WoA. Cr1 seems to be rolling smoothly. Everything else is accurate. platyna at least give us a damn link to the nightly on the front page.
Regards.
Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
Platyna wrote:?meway wrote:bcs88 wins the most accurate description of tmw reward. Btw I'm working on WoA. Cr1 seems to be rolling smoothly. Everything else is accurate. platyna at least give us a damn link to the nightly on the front page.
Regards.
Oh... sorry I was being a bit random. I did not know who managed the website, assumed it was you. Anyways someone apparently linked manasource. I suppose this is good enough. (I hope people stop waiting for an "official client" now. The starting of this topic was on an odd day ^_^
Re: Haha! Two Trolls, One Dev
The backup will always arrive too late, as usual.bcs86 wrote:Two trolls and a dev walk into a bar.
Both of them sit at the same table as the dev and start snickering.
"What's so funny? - Rather... what's not funny." says the dev as he
drowns his sorrows in whiskey.
The first troll covers his mouth to conceal his grin and asks
"hey, uh, guy, you a dev, right? What kind of editor do you use?"
"I don't want to start a debate..." says the dev.
The second troll exclaims "Oh, c'mon! You can tell us! emacs or vi?"
The first troll turns around and ducks his head about to bust out laughing.
"I use Qt Creator..." the dev answers.
The second troll says "I know what that is! It's like MS Visual Studio!"
as the first one cracks up laughing.
The dev lets out a sigh and downs some more whiskey.
A drunkard in the bar gets out of his chair, puffs his chest out and
yells at the first troll "Whut th'Duck you think is so Duck' funny?"
The bartender walks up to the table and tells them "Keep this **** up, and you'll both be out of here."
The second troll asks the bartender to hire him to be the bouncer.
"I'm a good guy. See? I'm trying to cheer up this sad fellow and they are
causing all the trouble."
The bartender tells the second troll to take over the counter while he has
a break.
A child enters the bar and walks towards the counter to ask where daddy is.
The dev tries to stop the child, but is too drunk to make a sentence.
At the counter the child asks "Please! have you seen my daddy?"
The troll at the counter tells him "I am your daddy."
"You don't look like my daddy!"
The troll pours some brew and gives it to the child "Then drink this, my child!"
So the child does...
"Now do I look like your daddy?"
The child vomits on the floor, hanging on to the counter to keep from falling.
The first troll is laughing very loud. A drunkard starts hitting him with a
chair.
The dev wants to find the bartender, so stumbles around and ends up in the bathroom.
The bartender is in one of the stalls.
The dev opens one stall and sees a near-death hooker going through her purse.
She sprays him in the eyes with mace.
He staggers to the second stall with his hand over his eyes and is met
by a 2 ton gorrilla. He tries to shut the door and run to the third stall.
He opens the third stall and finds the bartender taking a poo and typing on a
smart phone. "GOD DAMN!" the bartender yells, "Give me some privacy!"
"There's something I need to tell you!" The dev responds.
"Well, send it as text... dickhead."
The dev goes back into the lobby to find his pack that had his n900.
The second troll, at the counter stole it and had been using it to
stir up flamewars on the net.
So he asks for it back. "Oh? This belongs to you? I've got others. How do you
know this one is yours?" the second troll says.
"It has all my personal info on it!"
The troll at the counter gives the n900 back to the dev, except with bonus files
of him standing next to an unconcious child drowning in vomit.
The dev doesn't notice that though and starts sending text to the bartender
who is in the bathroom.
A police man comes into the bar asking if anyone has seen a missing kid.Code: Select all
">>> Chocolate Cupcake! You mean to tell me he's been serving whiskey to a kid!? ">>> I'll be in deep Chocolate Cupcake! ">>> OMG ;_;
The dev points at the floor, the troll points at the dev's n900.
"What in the living Hell..." The cop takes the n900 and sees pictures
of the dev standing next to whiskey bottles with the kid at his heels.
The cop also notices mace in the dev's eyes and the smell of gorilla.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living **** out of the dev.
Other drunkards think it is a brawl and start throwing chairs.
The cop talks into his shoulder-piece "Mayday! Mayday! I need backup, now."
As the bartender walks into the lobby zipping up his pants, the dev was able to smash a bottle
into his face and run through the ruckus.
But the first troll catches the dev... and grapples his arms.
"Here! Hit him! Hit him!"
Each person in the room punches him in the stomach as hard as they can.
The dev falls to the ground. "Your ass is goin' to Jail!" the cop says posing
like a macho bad-ass.
The child starts breathing again and approches the cop. "Have you seen my
daddy? He was here."
Another guy fresh out of a car wreck enters the bar.. "Where's my kid?
The wife will be pissed."
Backup arrives a little too late. The dev sneaks away to plot revenge.
“Every soldier carries a police batons in his pack.”
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nah, i hacked her account to post even more useless drivel than usual
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I never left.... O_o... Me always spy on forums... me always lurks... BEWARE!! O_ODimond is back?
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat? O_o...nah, i hacked her account to post even more useless drivel than usual
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