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Re: Death Messages
Posted: 26 Mar 2008, 21:00
by yosuhara
"Prepare to meet your Maker!"
Re: Death Messages - L rules
Posted: 27 Mar 2008, 01:45
by GonzoDark
Don't beat yourself up, the monsters will be more than happy to do that for you!
Did you really want to meet your maker that bad?
Did you really have to mess up your shirt that badly?
Congrats that's a new record; nobody ever died that fast!
You aren't really trying to win, are you?
Maybe you should try using a weapon?
What did you expect, wings and halo's?
Well, at least you still have your ... oh, wait, never mind that."
Well, what did you expect? 404 and popups?
Copyright L a.k.a 5t353 and GonzoDark 2008 (just kidding)
// GonzoDark
Re: Death Messages - L rules
Posted: 27 Mar 2008, 02:58
by 5t3v3
GonzoDark wrote:Well, what did you expect? 404 and popups?
lol, actually, that one wasn't a suggestion for a death message, but a reply to when you said: "I crashed my firefox" :p
Here are some more:
"You sure got a lot to learn still."
"You were to slow, now you're late!"
"If you're going to die without putting up a fight anyway, you could just as well slit your wrists and save them the trouble."
"This liver could earn us a buck, d'you have a donor card?"
"This is why you shouldn't mix alcohol with meds!"
"I hear the farmer is hiring..."
"Kids these days, just can't leave town without dying..."
"There's some maggots you could try fighting in Tumishlar"
"Lemme guess, to lazy to 'walk' home?"
Re: Death Messages - L rules
Posted: 27 Mar 2008, 05:19
by GonzoDark
5t3v3 wrote:GonzoDark wrote:Well, what did you expect? 404 and popups?
lol, actually, that one wasn't a suggestion for a death message, but a reply to when you said: "I crashed my firefox" :p
IMAO
I knew that... (

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// GonzoDark
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 30 Mar 2008, 03:41
by Leo
Good one Zero! *slaps on back* CHEERS FOR ZERO!!! =D

Re: Death Messages
Posted: 30 Mar 2008, 03:45
by ZeroMax
> Good one Zero! *slaps on back* CHEERS FOR ZERO!!! =D
I'll drink to that :D
*hands a beer for everyone that gave suggestions*
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 30 Mar 2008, 13:52
by Keni
"We could save you this time, but it was just lucky, put more effort boy"
"And [player] disapered of the map"
There it could be messages that inspirate the player to put more energy at the next one.
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Sorry for my bad english
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 31 Mar 2008, 01:18
by leeor_net
"[Player] was popped by his/her own grenade."
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 09 Apr 2008, 20:37
by pharo212
Oh no! Fear not for luck shines upon you! Your regain consciousness nearby... Cookie to whoever gets this reference.
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 14 Apr 2008, 02:30
by mkbtm1
In the long run we are all dead.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 06 May 2008, 14:24
by Habari
dis you hear about healing potions?
was your life so bad?
are you trying to get the record for the worse player?
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 07 May 2008, 03:25
by Graham
"!!!BOOM HEADSHOT!!!"
Re: Death Messages
Posted: 07 May 2008, 17:08
by Habari
My last wish is to play TMW !!
you were illiterate
you were vegetarian
you were an atheist
you were killed by a maggot
nethack
