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Corrupt-A-Wish is a game sometimes used on forums...

It goes like this:

User #1: I wish I could fly.

User #2: Wish granted, but then you were afraid of heights so you went on the ground. I wish I had money.

User #3: Wish granted, but then it was fake. I wish...

And goes on and on.

I wish I had iPad 2.

Wish granted, but then you realized Apple's closed minded licenses prevents you from running any of the applications and programs you want.

I wish for a girl friend.

Kage wrote:Wish granted, but then you realized Apple's closed minded licenses prevents you from running any of the applications and programs you want.

I wish for a girl friend.

Wish granted, but then you realize your wallet and watch are gone, your vagina burns and has a watery discharge, and you wake up in a tub of ice, with a note that reads 'You should call 911'.

I wish that ^ would really happen.

Wish granted, then you find out he calls you instead.

Wish i can find out what happens next after ^

I love the idea of this game, so gonna completely ignore the forum spam and continue where Yubaba left off.

yubabax116 wrote:Wish granted, then you find out he calls you instead.

Wish i can find out what happens next after ^

You find out what happens next - the victim's kidney was removed and replaced with a Bop-It, and Kage's wallet and watch were found replacing several other organs. Unfortunately... that person was your mother/father/respected elder.

I wish all musicals had to be performed backwards, in German.

Wish granted, but then you realize they won WWIII.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

Wish granted without further strings attached, because I couldn't think of a more miserable existence.

I wish the spambots would ignore this forum.

Wish granted but then english speakers who are just incredibly shitty at english post in this forum.
I wish I knew how to code.

Crush sucks :/

yourmistakes wrote:Wish granted but then english speakers who are just incredibly shitty at english post in this forum.
I wish I knew how to code.

Wish granted, but then you get convinced to look at tmwA and lose both your newfound knowledge and your sanity.

I wish there were someone to help me with tmwA (not necessarily with the bad parts, nor even necessarily with C++ at all), without taking away from the General Content Team.

Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

mistergrey wrote:Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

Wish granted.

End.

Big Crunch wrote:

mistergrey wrote:Someone very knowledgeable agrees to help you, but then slips in several bits of his own changes, and soon every player's default outfit is a thong and a tube top.

I wish I had pink hair to match my pink boots.

Wish granted.

End.

Wish granted... But then, I posted this.

I wish for a million dollars!

wish granted but it's because you're dying of cancer.
i wish medical companies pushed for cures instead of treatments.

Wish Granted. Sadly, the medical companies pushed for "The Cure", and were later arrested forever for aiding a goth staple band.

I wish... that strippers were anatomically built to accept credit cards.