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chuck norris

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 02:56
by knivey
I hope this isn't too far off topic ;P but I've been playing around with some php and mysql and I make a small site for people to post their Chuck Norris jokes :D http://debug.xer0n.org there is also a section for *nix related jokes :)

I know the only grafic I have is the Chuck Norris flaming logo but I think having less grafics makes it easier to load on slow connections. <3 PHP5

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 04:13
by Platyna
Oh my...whatever I go I see Chuck Norris, I am begin to be afraid to open the fridge...

Regards.

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 13:09
by ElvenProgrammer
Hmm lately my mailbox was full of jokes about Chuck Norris, I didn't know it was an international Chuck Norris period.

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 13:34
by Modanung
And I don't even know this Chuck Norris guy. :?

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 13:59
by haggard
it sure is weird talkin to people over seas who dont know THE chuck norris. he is an international hit indeed

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 18:08
by Kineticstorm
Hahaha, I have a whole bunch of these on my computer somewhere! I'll post some on your site as 'Kin.'

Modanung, you are a disgrace to the human race... :wink:

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 20:37
by EJlol
i dont know a chuck norris guy either...

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 20:46
by Kineticstorm
For your viewing pleasure...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Posted: 31 Mar 2006, 23:37
by Modanung
Hhmm... he starred in Dodgeball. I was thinking about maybe watching that movie some time. Ben Stiller looks great with the mustache. :)

Posted: 01 Apr 2006, 07:02
by maci
modanung:

yeah we all know you like guys wearing tight suits.

Posted: 01 Apr 2006, 09:55
by Modanung
maci wrote:modanung:

yeah we all know you like guys wearing tight suits.
In a way, yes. Fry and Dr. Zoidberg were both also funny in their leotard. :)

Posted: 02 Apr 2006, 23:09
by Techsetsu
Haha, me and my friends were just talking about Chuck Norris jokes today. I'll have to bookmark this. :)

Posted: 02 Apr 2006, 23:57
by knivey
I might change the sites location soon, I'm having conflicts with the host.

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 00:10
by Tarm
knivey wrote:I might change the sites location soon, I'm having conflicts with the host.


So.Are you married or just living together?

;)

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 00:14
by haggard
yes the 5 second appearance by chuck norris in dodgeball was just great. really.