chuck norris

knivey · Post by **knivey** » 31 Mar 2006, 02:56

I hope this isn't too far off topic ;P but I've been playing around with some php and mysql and I make a small site for people to post their Chuck Norris jokes

http://debug.xer0n.org there is also a section for *nix related jokes

I know the only grafic I have is the Chuck Norris flaming logo but I think having less grafics makes it easier to load on slow connections. <3 PHP5

Post by **Platyna** » 31 Mar 2006, 04:13

Oh my...whatever I go I see Chuck Norris, I am begin to be afraid to open the fridge...

Regards.

Post by **ElvenProgrammer** » 31 Mar 2006, 13:09

Hmm lately my mailbox was full of jokes about Chuck Norris, I didn't know it was an international Chuck Norris period.

Post by **Modanung** » 31 Mar 2006, 13:34

And I don't even know this Chuck Norris guy.

haggard · Post by **haggard** » 31 Mar 2006, 13:59

it sure is weird talkin to people over seas who dont know THE chuck norris. he is an international hit indeed

Post by **Kineticstorm** » 31 Mar 2006, 18:08

Hahaha, I have a whole bunch of these on my computer somewhere! I'll post some on your site as 'Kin.'

Modanung, you are a disgrace to the human race...

Post by **EJlol** » 31 Mar 2006, 20:37

i dont know a chuck norris guy either...

Post by **Kineticstorm** » 31 Mar 2006, 20:46

For your viewing pleasure...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Post by **Modanung** » 31 Mar 2006, 23:37

Hhmm... he starred in Dodgeball. I was thinking about maybe watching that movie some time. Ben Stiller looks great with the mustache.

maci · Post by **maci** » 01 Apr 2006, 07:02

modanung:

yeah we all know you like guys wearing tight suits.

Post by **Modanung** » 01 Apr 2006, 09:55

maci wrote:modanung:

yeah we all know you like guys wearing tight suits.

In a way, yes. Fry and Dr. Zoidberg were both also funny in their leotard.

Techsetsu · Post by **Techsetsu** » 02 Apr 2006, 23:09

Haha, me and my friends were just talking about Chuck Norris jokes today. I'll have to bookmark this.

knivey · Post by **knivey** » 02 Apr 2006, 23:57

I might change the sites location soon, I'm having conflicts with the host.

Tarm · Post by **Tarm** » 03 Apr 2006, 00:10

knivey wrote:I might change the sites location soon, I'm having conflicts with the host.

So.Are you married or just living together?

haggard · Post by **haggard** » 03 Apr 2006, 00:14

yes the 5 second appearance by chuck norris in dodgeball was just great. really.