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Funny Quotes

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I'm amazed that tmw has no such topic. I wanted a place where we could collect funny quotes (like we do on IRC).
Use this thread to share funny things you hear in game.
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[00:15] Rill-: because clothes make the man!
[00:15] Rill-: and that's true
[00:15] Reny: then take off yours
[00:16] Rill-: lol... lack of clothes do not make the woman
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[13:28] Jhedia: cheap noob shi* is best stuff ever

Jhedia on rares.
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<meko> do we have art for the 5 non-human classes?
<wushin> Psh, this is TMW just make them purple & pink call it a day


[17:37] meko: ok, I want nachos ☺
[19:23] Celestia: go put a plate under your fax machine and I'll go and see if a neighboor has a fax machine they will let me use
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[14:31] Ginaria: .@sethairstyle Rill swab
[14:32] Rill- likes my hairdo
[14:32] Ginaria: looks like swab
[14:32] Rill-: it's fashionable and classic
[14:32] Ginaria: like a swab
[14:33] Rill-: you mean a Q-Tip?
[14:33] Ginaria: no
[14:34] Ginaria: oh swab is wrong expression
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[02:03] meko: viewtopic.php?p=139505#p139505
[02:05] Puerh: wow ... if I was single he might have been in danger of getting hit on by me
[02:06] Puerh: imagine the outrage of a lesbian would have upon realizing that it is a guy
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[18:06] Rill,: Meko has a booboo?
[18:06] meko: a what?
[18:06] Rill,: a booboo
[18:06] meko: what is a booboo?
[18:07] Rill,: North American
a minor injury, such as a scratch.
"there is no one to kiss the boo-boo!"

[18:07] meko: o_o
[18:07] meko: weird word
[18:07] meko: why would you kiss blood?
[18:07] Maulne: she is vampire
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deepthought wrote:lol
Well .... at least he's roleplaying.
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[18:34] Reny: in the ship chay was all over me %%\
[18:34] Trav: lucky you
[18:35] Reny: luck? lol she was trying to kill me
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[19:17] Rill,: I don't know what happened to the server, but I am no longer able to rotate fast.
[19:17] Wind Angel: maybe in client setting?
[19:18] Rill,: everything looks the same
[19:18] Reny: maybe your char is eating too much slimes
[19:18] Rill,: getting sluggish %%K
[19:18] Rill,: %%^
[19:18] Wind Angel: or you are rotating on glue :P
[19:19] Rill,: I am rotating like molasses in January
I am a noob
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[18:46] Trav is listening to Hungarian pop music
[18:46] Rill,: Hungarian pop music sounds like an oxymoron
[18:47] Trav: what moron ?
[18:48] Rill,: An oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory.
[18:50] Trav: great, you explained an unknown word with 10 unknown words

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[23:08] Rill,: which reminds me... I have a bone to pick with you
[23:08] Travolta: I suspect it's an expression...
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Villain just being Villain ♥
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Main characters:
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...

Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters

[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
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wait... did axa say 51 online?
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meko wrote:wait... did axa say 51 online?
yeah, we had 51 people online :alt-3:

edit: still 47 right now
Main characters:
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...

Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters

[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
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Re: Funny Quotes "How to say nuke in german"

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Idk if the player wants his name published so he'll be named anonymous.

[14:41] anonymous: Ahm hello sry... i Have the ManaMarket destroyed...unintentionally
[14:42] NitayandaGM: how so?
[14:43] anonymous: atomic bombs

(a player trying to explain to me that he nuked manamarket)
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