Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
I'm amazed that tmw has no such topic. I wanted a place where we could collect funny quotes (like we do on IRC).
Use this thread to share funny things you hear in game.
Use this thread to share funny things you hear in game.
Last edited by gumi on 04 Mar 2015, 00:33, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Funny Quotes
[00:15] Rill-: because clothes make the man!
[00:15] Rill-: and that's true
[00:15] Reny: then take off yours
[00:16] Rill-: lol... lack of clothes do not make the woman
[00:15] Rill-: and that's true
[00:15] Reny: then take off yours
[00:16] Rill-: lol... lack of clothes do not make the woman
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Re: Funny Quotes
[13:28] Jhedia: cheap noob shi* is best stuff ever
Jhedia on rares.
Jhedia on rares.
I'm as cool and comforting as the porcelain tiles on your bathroom floor during an evening of vomiting.
Re: Funny Quotes
<meko> do we have art for the 5 non-human classes?
<wushin> Psh, this is TMW just make them purple & pink call it a day
[17:37] meko: ok, I want nachos ☺
[19:23] Celestia: go put a plate under your fax machine and I'll go and see if a neighboor has a fax machine they will let me use
<wushin> Psh, this is TMW just make them purple & pink call it a day
[17:37] meko: ok, I want nachos ☺
[19:23] Celestia: go put a plate under your fax machine and I'll go and see if a neighboor has a fax machine they will let me use
Re: Funny Quotes
[14:31] Ginaria: .@sethairstyle Rill swab
[14:32] Rill- likes my hairdo
[14:32] Ginaria: looks like swab
[14:32] Rill-: it's fashionable and classic
[14:32] Ginaria: like a swab
[14:33] Rill-: you mean a Q-Tip?
[14:33] Ginaria: no
[14:34] Ginaria: oh swab is wrong expression
[14:32] Rill- likes my hairdo
[14:32] Ginaria: looks like swab
[14:32] Rill-: it's fashionable and classic
[14:32] Ginaria: like a swab
[14:33] Rill-: you mean a Q-Tip?
[14:33] Ginaria: no
[14:34] Ginaria: oh swab is wrong expression
Re: Funny Quotes
[02:03] meko: viewtopic.php?p=139505#p139505
[02:05] Puerh: wow ... if I was single he might have been in danger of getting hit on by me
[02:06] Puerh: imagine the outrage of a lesbian would have upon realizing that it is a guy
[02:05] Puerh: wow ... if I was single he might have been in danger of getting hit on by me
[02:06] Puerh: imagine the outrage of a lesbian would have upon realizing that it is a guy
Re: Funny Quotes
[18:06] Rill,: Meko has a booboo?
[18:06] meko: a what?
[18:06] Rill,: a booboo
[18:06] meko: what is a booboo?
[18:07] Rill,: North American
a minor injury, such as a scratch.
"there is no one to kiss the boo-boo!"
[18:07] meko: o_o
[18:07] meko: weird word
[18:07] meko: why would you kiss blood?
[18:07] Maulne: she is vampire
[18:06] meko: a what?
[18:06] Rill,: a booboo
[18:06] meko: what is a booboo?
[18:07] Rill,: North American
a minor injury, such as a scratch.
"there is no one to kiss the boo-boo!"
[18:07] meko: o_o
[18:07] meko: weird word
[18:07] meko: why would you kiss blood?
[18:07] Maulne: she is vampire
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Re: Funny Quotes
Well .... at least he's roleplaying.deepthought wrote:lol
Re: Funny Quotes
[18:34] Reny: in the ship chay was all over me %%\
[18:34] Trav: lucky you
[18:35] Reny: luck? lol she was trying to kill me
[18:34] Trav: lucky you
[18:35] Reny: luck? lol she was trying to kill me
- vquangchung
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Re: Funny Quotes
[19:17] Rill,: I don't know what happened to the server, but I am no longer able to rotate fast.
[19:17] Wind Angel: maybe in client setting?
[19:18] Rill,: everything looks the same
[19:18] Reny: maybe your char is eating too much slimes
[19:18] Rill,: getting sluggish %%K
[19:18] Rill,: %%^
[19:18] Wind Angel: or you are rotating on glue
[19:19] Rill,: I am rotating like molasses in January
[19:17] Wind Angel: maybe in client setting?
[19:18] Rill,: everything looks the same
[19:18] Reny: maybe your char is eating too much slimes
[19:18] Rill,: getting sluggish %%K
[19:18] Rill,: %%^
[19:18] Wind Angel: or you are rotating on glue

[19:19] Rill,: I am rotating like molasses in January
I am a noob
Re: Funny Quotes
[18:46] Trav is listening to Hungarian pop music
[18:46] Rill,: Hungarian pop music sounds like an oxymoron
[18:47] Trav: what moron ?
[18:48] Rill,: An oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory.
[18:50] Trav: great, you explained an unknown word with 10 unknown words
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[23:08] Rill,: which reminds me... I have a bone to pick with you
[23:08] Travolta: I suspect it's an expression...
[18:46] Rill,: Hungarian pop music sounds like an oxymoron
[18:47] Trav: what moron ?
[18:48] Rill,: An oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a figure of speech that juxtaposes elements that appear to be contradictory.
[18:50] Trav: great, you explained an unknown word with 10 unknown words
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[23:08] Rill,: which reminds me... I have a bone to pick with you
[23:08] Travolta: I suspect it's an expression...
Re: Funny Quotes
Villain just being Villain ♥
♡ Main characters:
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...
❀ Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters ✼
[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...
❀ Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters ✼
[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
Re: Funny Quotes
wait... did axa say 51 online?
Re: Funny Quotes
yeah, we had 51 people onlinemeko wrote:wait... did axa say 51 online?

edit: still 47 right now
♡ Main characters:
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...
❀ Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters ✼
[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
Lv.94 - Cassy - speedarcher on dark path, bunny-wannabe, would like to ride on a Mouboo once...
Lv.95 - Biqcassy - mage on light path, addicted to her Fluffy Hat, love-hates Fallens, really misses Confused Tree...
Lv.70 - Simca. - dreams of becoming a speedarcher on light path, still has a lot to learn...
❀ Personal development overview | priorities | wiki to-do | wiki profile incl. other characters ✼
[20:24:59] <Cassy> debug npc in crypts!
[20:25:02] <Cassy> just a joke...
[20:25:08] <wushin> DONT DO THAT
[20:25:10] <o11c> !slap Cassy
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Re: Funny Quotes "How to say nuke in german"
Idk if the player wants his name published so he'll be named anonymous.
[14:41] anonymous: Ahm hello sry... i Have the ManaMarket destroyed...unintentionally
[14:42] NitayandaGM: how so?
[14:43] anonymous: atomic bombs
(a player trying to explain to me that he nuked manamarket)
[14:41] anonymous: Ahm hello sry... i Have the ManaMarket destroyed...unintentionally
[14:42] NitayandaGM: how so?
[14:43] anonymous: atomic bombs
(a player trying to explain to me that he nuked manamarket)
In control of tmw media (aka @broadcast) and tmw financial sector (aka GMstorage) | also a member of tmw Bilderberg Group (aka Phoenix Council guild)
2013-11/26/#General.log:[15:00] veryape: meh, guild is down, we cant conspire at all
2013-11/26/#General.log:[15:00] veryape: meh, guild is down, we cant conspire at all