I'll make some new forums. There will be no admins (obviously I'll have the power, but I won't use it). There will be no mods. Spammers will not be banned. You can do whatever you want - but other people will put you on ignore if you're dumb, won't they?
I must admit, what first appear to be long and complicated sums to become much easier when you notice there's a "*0" near the end. Couldn't you think of anything else?
How about, stop acting like TMW is real. Stop getting worked up by crap like "Oh, he warped me to BOTCHECK I'ma gunna DIE!" Stop being dumb. It's a game. Realise it.