Right, here we go: fun for everyone.

[August Knight]

oh Lord *face palms*

thank you my brain has been turned into mush guys.
and I got school in a few weeks.

[confuciousnz]

We apologize for any service and education disruptions in your neighbourhood, we're all on Omegle.

[hewhohasalongname]

oh Lord *face palms*

thank you my brain has been turned into mush guys.
and I got school in a few weeks.

That's ok seeing as you don't require any functional brain cells to graduate school with high grades to begin with

[Jaxad0127]

oh Lord *face palms*

thank you my brain has been turned into mush guys.
and I got school in a few weeks.

That's ok seeing as you don't require any functional brain cells to graduate school with high grades to begin with

You need to go to a better school.

[hewhohasalongname]

oh Lord *face palms*

thank you my brain has been turned into mush guys.
and I got school in a few weeks.

That's ok seeing as you don't require any functional brain cells to graduate school with high grades to begin with

You need to go to a better school.

too late for that... but I agree the entire education system could have been a lot better....

[Leo]

Lol

Stranger: Hey
You: I am evil.
You:
Stranger: lolwut
You: You ever played The Mana World?
Stranger: Nope
You: OK.
You: No life forms.. sorry.
Stranger:
You: You are being observed from the ground.
You: Please wait, this may take a while
Stranger: Okay
You: Sorry. You have been confirmed as.. "Unidentified"
You: I must go. Please enjoy your hacked computer.

[Dawn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do u like candy?
You: i do
You: :D
Stranger: what kind
You: strawberry
You: and stuff
You: chocolate and
You: BUBBLE GUM!
Stranger: sick
You: weeeeee
Stranger: yeeeeeeeee
You: sock puppets rule da world
You: mine's called fred
You: lol
Stranger: ur hella funny
Stranger: i bet ur the class clown
You: no, im a sock puppet... bow down to me
You: or meet the wrath of my sock army
Stranger: ohhhh right
You: they like feet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aw. Someone doesn't like sock puppets. :<

[hewhohasalongname]

so I met a few people who seemed like they are AI
I decided that the next person must also be one and so....

Stranger: hi
You: hi can I see your source?
Stranger: what male or u
Stranger: ?
You: your source code
Stranger: for real
You: for real
Stranger: damm
Stranger: waht male are female
You: no male are female
Stranger: are u female
You: also no man is an island
You: now show me your source code
Stranger: no
You: why not? I love AIs!
Stranger: sorry babe
You: is your source protected or something?
Stranger: ya

and then he disconnected... and I wanted to see his code soooo badly....

here's another:
Stranger: hello
You: so are you a couch or a donkey?
You: I need someone to be sitting on
Stranger: urm
You: much much indeed.
You: grizelda sits on you, yes?
Stranger: what?
You: shut up and be sitted on
Stranger: u mean
Stranger: ur a chick?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: =x
You: I now ride you wild, go grizelda go
You: me and my 300kg of grizelda goodness
Stranger: who's grizelda?
Stranger: the donkey?
You: grizelda is daughter of hairy man and donkey
You: grizelda is also part couch yes
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: damn
You: likes the sitting yes much
Stranger: what part of story line am i in?
You: you are the couch I am sitting on
You: grizelda does enjoy the sitting on yous
Stranger: as well as grizelda?
You: I is grizelda
You: why be so not shiny?
Stranger: a hairy bumpy?
You: grizelda likes her hair much yes
Stranger: ahaha
You: coming out of arm pits
Stranger: u crack me up
Stranger: half pieces
You: grizelda is the sorry, not meaning to crack her sitted person
Stranger: what language are you speaking?
You: grizelda will now balance 150kg to the righting
You: grizelda speaks the goating englash
You: eating goats and this is speakings
Stranger: owwwwh
Stranger: are u from ireland??
Stranger: irish?
Stranger: canadian?
You: grizelda isn't from the irelands grizelda is from usa, eating much goat burger yes?
Stranger: ahaah
Stranger: okaaay
Stranger: usa..
You: in goatdonalds
Stranger: they call it yaks!
You: home of american fat ass goats yes?
Stranger: how bout u change the yes into eyh
Stranger: u sound much more like a retarded canadian
Stranger: eyh
Stranger: =)
You: eyh matey grizelda can speak the pirate
Stranger: arre me mates
You: eyh my lads, grizelda give birth to goat now
Stranger: throw em up off the boat
You: grizelda needs you not to be moving for girzelda sitting on you to make launch now
Stranger: make you lunch?
Stranger: or launch?
You: grizelda making in the launch now, give birth to fat ass goat yaker
Stranger: triple grizelda's steak burger please
You: you not move , not mind bloodings either
Stranger: cut the crap
You: grizelda much in pain now
Stranger: thats one kind of a fetish
You: can see head coming out, do the grabbings
You: grizelda now made fat ass goat yak, now grizelda need a burger to put it in
Stranger: rock on grizelda..
You: carry grizelda to the yakburger for putting more meat on young goat and buying diet cola
Stranger: wat hpen to you yaker drink cola
Stranger: bloted away
Stranger: run cardio
You: grizelda not know the language of you speaking
Stranger: less 120kg
You: grizelda now 500kg after re-eating young sheep goat
Stranger: 110beats
Stranger: kalau mau
Stranger: macam
Stranger: kau makan ubat untuk slimming down
You: grizelda has big ass now, carry grizelda to gym to eat the small people
Stranger: tapi kan
Stranger: if kau kan ke gym
Stranger: paksa jua walking saja tu
You: grizelda confused of you now being spanish
You: grizelda miss homeland, carry grizelda to yak forest
Stranger: yak forest?
Stranger: baik plg kau minum and makan tahi tu
Stranger: banar
Stranger: banar~
Stranger: nda percaya~
You: you say weird things I not sit on you anymore for making you forget the speakings is a shamers
Stranger: eat Chocolate Cupcake or die trying yaker


so I suppose he was cursing in laz or whateva but who gives, was quite a bumpy ride back home to yak forest

[confuciousnz]

Just found this tonight, slip it in your next conversation and see how long before they disconnect.
"WARNING: Omegleâ„¢ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegleâ„¢ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message."

Gl!

[salmondine]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: earth...no originally,,but now yes
You: I live on edge of world now
Stranger: ur a Duck dork where r u from
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: what did you do?
Stranger: idk
You: I'm thinking you must know...
Stranger: dude who the Duck r u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had to try...lmao

[blablablabla]

Erm.. hi , first post on this forum, good to b here.

I red all this post and couldn't stop the laughing, tried omegle and got this.
Maybe a little lame, but hehe, english is not my lang, i lack of many resources you have.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: hi?
Stranger: u from?
You: outer
Stranger: ic
Stranger: im fomr
Stranger: from*
Stranger: outer too
Stranger: LOL
You: no Chocolate Cupcake
You: maybe we're neighbours
You: which part of outer u from buddie?
Stranger: mayby im your father
Stranger: ?
You: no Chocolate Cupcake, pa?
Stranger: yea
You: what you doing here?
You: we buried you a year ago mofo
Stranger: nah
Stranger: u didnt
Stranger: u buried
Stranger: my wife
Stranger: ur mom
You: no way
You: had pennis
Stranger: yes way
You: little
You: but there
Stranger: i saw her went down
You: look, i think you are lying to me
Stranger: no im not
You: which part of outer are you?
Stranger: mars
You: hah, knew it
You: u're not dad
Stranger: nah
Stranger: scam u
Stranger: im
Stranger: from
Stranger: jupiter
Stranger: moved
Stranger: to
Stranger: pluto after that
You: jupiter?
You: no way too many gasses
Stranger: that now im at erath
You: are you an ethereal being?
Stranger: currently yes:)
Stranger: u?
You: so.. can i gulp you and fart you later?
Stranger: hmm
You: i'm from earth
You: outer was a lie
Stranger: are u guy or gal?
You: i'm a chicken
Stranger: ic
You: had to learn typing
You: for 4 years
You: but here i am
Stranger: how old are u?
Stranger: im
Stranger: 160
You: 4 years
You: 160?
You: no way
Stranger: u 4 years?
Stranger: yupp im 160
You: yes, 4 years
You: want a pick?
Stranger: serious?
Stranger: pick?
You: pic*
Stranger: u guy or gal?
You: gal chicken
Stranger: seriou
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where u living?
You: can i give links here?
Stranger: think can
Stranger: try:)
You: here ! http://peremiacamps.iespana.es/gallinero.JPG
You: first on the left is me
Stranger: ic
You: we got the computer room on the little housing at the right part
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u aint talking Chocolate Cupcake right?
You: nothing fancy just a pair of computers
Stranger:
You: me Chocolate Cupcake?
Stranger: not
You: never
Stranger: saying you
You: where are you from?
Stranger: singapore
Stranger: u?
You: france
Stranger: serious?
Stranger: Oo
You: yes, i'm a blue cordon
Stranger: blue cordon?
Stranger: france and here are far
You: seems so, but you can always catch a fly
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ur funny
Stranger: i like
You: what you like?
Stranger: so.. can i gulp you and fart you later?
u said this just now,wad it means?
Stranger: like you?
You: haven't never you tried?
You: to gulp air?
Stranger: nope?
You: some time after that you can fart
You: or burp
You: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i thought u wanna Duck
You: omegle means Duck here right now?
You: sorry didn't know that
You: "Talk to strangers!"
You: it's like going to a burger king and expecting a safari dude
Stranger: hahahahaa
Stranger: ur funny
You: no way
You: now, tell me your age
Stranger: im 16
You: maybe we can fix this
Stranger: u?
You: i'm 4
You: told ya
You: :@
Stranger: serious?
You: this is not going fine
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: i like small gal
You: well there is a proverb in my homeland
Stranger: which is?
You: if it weights more than a chicken, Duck it
You: do you agree with it?
You: a) yes
You: b) no
You: c) i'd preffer not to answer this question
Stranger: what weight more than a chicken?
Stranger: the gal?
Stranger: i choose a
You: good, you are now officially a pervert sir
Stranger: thanks
You: please inform me of your e-mail so we can send a shiny certificate to you
Stranger: u want my email?
Stranger: should i disconnect the conversation?
Stranger: its boring
Stranger:
You: yes, maybe we should try other persons
You: seems we are not made for each other
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i think ur cute:)
You: nnaaaaaaaaah you are lying to me hihihi
You: now you will give me a candy full of drugs
You: mum told me that
Stranger: im not lying
Stranger: why would i give u candy full of drug?
Stranger: ur mom told u?
You: yes, she did
You: why, that i don't know
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: okay??
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: ur
Stranger: cute
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: and im not lying
You: no no
You: ur the cute
You:
Stranger: and i would not give u candy full of drug
Stranger:
Stranger: i a good man
You: 160 old man should be good enough
Stranger: hahaaha
You: old people are good
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: yea
You: do you give candy to the children?
Stranger: 4 and 16 should be okay
You: hell no
Stranger: i do give candy
Stranger: but no drug
You: you are full of pheromones and all that
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: see got chance chat next time
You: don't worry you'll find someone
You: we are not meant to be alone
Stranger: ahahhaahhaahahhaha
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: u too
You: unless you are a pedofilian scumbag
You: which you don't seem to be
You: hahaha
You: take care
You: and don't eat chicken
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: got it:)
Stranger: bye
You: bye

[Lizandra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi?
Stranger: horny male looking for naked chicks...
You: cannot find them here
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Stranger: damn...
You: what did you do?
You: this just popped out!
Stranger: lol thats sick! THANKS:) made my day! xD


I had to try again XD

[DefinitelyNOTMrWho]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: what?

You: english please

Stranger: male/female..???

You: you can't be both

You: ermm..

Stranger: i no u hav 2 pick 1

You: ah you are asking me?

Stranger: yes... i guess...

You: well make up your mind

You: are you or are you not?

Stranger: yes..

You: i am a female

Stranger: i had guessed it....

You: wow

You: amazing

Stranger: so wassup...

You: well i am feeling lonley

Stranger: y..??

You: and i wanted to try talking to someone

You: i have some legal problems

Stranger: frankly speakin m feelin horny... bt i cn keep it aside....

You: or will have some

Stranger: y wats wrong...??

Stranger: u stole sumthin....???

You: not really

Stranger: nt really...????????

Stranger: yes or no...

You: i might have dropped some mercury in my bf meal every now and then

You: and he is now in the hospital dead

Stranger: omg..... was dat intentional....???

You: he was cheating on me with my sister

Stranger: omg..... r u insane....???

You: the bastard deserved it

Stranger: u really did dat...??

You: ok i knew you wouldn't be of any help

Stranger: u cld hav always spoken wid him n sorted it out...

You: you just don't understand

Stranger: nop... i gt it....

You: when they will make the autopsy i will be prosecuted

Stranger: bt its ur sis fault too....

You: yeah i dealt with that bithc too

Stranger: luk m a student in med colg....

Stranger: omg u killed her too...??

You: i use a needle to perforate her bf condoms

You: she will get pregnant

You: she is only 16

You: and i am 24

Stranger: omg..... u do realize shes ur sis rite..??

You: ok i knew this was a bad idea

You: talking to a stranger about it

You: cheers i'm out

[Derpella]

Haha
For some reason every person in the Internet who can't even speak correctly says he's a IT or med student.
Of course I was a med student too, when I was 13...