17:13 <@Platyna> 109sa9293oesxlkaxnal91839821-01112
17:13 <@Platyna> Ups that was my root password.
17:13 <@Tupsumato> hmm
17:13 <@Tupsumato> those "easy to remember" passwords :>
17:13 <+Kanius> Platyna: Fine to know
17:15 < Tm_DaG> hi, i've gotta problem. Can someone tell me what scouts tells in greeting? if there is some greet word ?
17:17 <@Tupsumato> in poland they say 'kurwa'
17:17 <@Tupsumato> or was it in italy...
11:23 <@mohuhau^> hmm... somebody that can explain for me what this do? --> :(){ :|:& };:
11:28 <@twkm> it's a fork bomb
11:29 <@twkm> mohuhau^: don't run it.
11:31 <@mohuhau^> i already did :P load average 70.92, 176.17, 93.43 ....
11:32 <@twkm> oh well.
02:18 <@Platyna> I'm there always by night.
02:19 <+Rogoth> and at day you hide from sun? :)
02:19 <@Platyna> At day I'm not chatting here. ;)
02:21 <+Rogoth> yes - I know - down in the castle in coffin...
02:21 <+Rogoth> I don't want to know... :))
11:03 <+JamesZ> Platyna im 1000% czech
11:03 <+JamesZ> u dont belive me ?
11:04 <@todd> your body consists of 10 czech people?
12:54 <+Lorry> You know the reason we don't install chanel services on IRCnet...
12:55 <+Lorry> It's because our user count would go down by 75%.
17:47 <@Platyna> You are that rude like mandor.
17:47 <@nismo> haha
17:48 <@tasha`> ohh no I wouldn't compare them :P
17:48 <@tasha`> lol
17:48 <@nismo> why am I rude?
17:48 <@tasha`> nismo is still a sweetheart :P
17:48 <@nismo> all I asked was if you had been k-lined lately
17:48 <@nismo> its a simple question
17:48 <@Platyna> I don't know. Maybe bacause you have small dick.
17:48 <@Platyna> ;)
17:48 <@tasha`> HAHAHAHA
17:48 <+Clarise> bawhaha ;)
17:48 <@nismo> platyna: its bigger than yours
17:48 <+Clarise> crude mouth anyway
17:48 <@Platyna> nismo: Ow...
17:48 <@Platyna> Ok I can agree with this.
17:49 <+Clarise> that is not saying much....considering Platyna is female ;)
17:49 <@nismo> no Chocolate Cupcake sherlock
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01:45 < ACEPILOT> Hmm
01:46 < ACEPILOT> I forgot my question
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10:28 <@adminka> 10:28 <Zepelin> Duck you asshole you big fat hors
10:28 <@adminka> 10:28 <Zepelin> Duck you asshole you big fat horse
10:29 <@adminka> Uh ah oh. ;]
10:29 <+Squishett> lol. :DDD
10:29 <@adminka> Poet.
10:29 <@adminka> ;]
10:30 <@adminka> todd: You big fat horse! ;D*
10:30 <@adminka> *g*
10:35 <@todd> thanks, but i don't think it's THAT big
10:35 <@todd> ;)
10:36 <+Squishett> (todd: You tiny little worm. :P )
10:37 <@todd> haha
22:09 <@Core> Well... it's small... what can I say. :P
00:51 <@Platyna> What is love...
00:51 * t-bo` *confused*
00:51 <@GeRi^> blah
00:51 <@Platyna> Baby don't hurt me...
00:51 <@osi_> baby don't hurt me
00:51 <@Platyna> Don't hurt me no more.
00:51 <@osi_> don't hurt me
00:51 <@osi_> no more!
00:51 <@GeRi^> hm
00:51 <+t-bo`> hehe
00:51 <@GeRi^> wtf was that?
00:51 <@Platyna> What is love?
00:51 <+t-bo`> wow, that was in harmony
00:51 <@Platyna> Don't hurt me.
00:51 <@osi_> don't hurt me
00:51 <@Platyna> Don't me no more.
00:52 <@todd> no more
00:52 <@Platyna> Wowowo uuu.
00:52 <@GeRi^> some song or ?
00:52 <@todd> a classic
00:52 <+t-bo`> lol you even put a "." after "Wowowo uuu"
00:52 <@Platyna> t-bo`: :p~.
13:07 <@adminka> http://pt.platinum.linux.pl/platyna
13:07 <@adminka> My pr0n.
13:07 <@adminka> ;)
13:07 <@Meph|sto^> *click*
13:07 <+FranCesck> *clock*
13:10 <@Meph|sto^> :]
13:15 <@bouzo> :>
13:17 <@bouzo> Platyna : nice pr0n :P~
13:17 <@adminka> I know. ;p~
13:20 <+osi_> bouzo, right that's called manipulating
13:20 <+osi_> ;)
13:21 <@bouzo> hehe
13:21 <@bouzo> yep.. and she admits it openly
13:21 <@bouzo> :)
13:21 * bouzo saves Platyna's pr0n
13:21 <@bouzo> (for later :P~~~)
13:21 <@bouzo> ;D
13:22 <+osi_> i just love the periodic table too
13:22 <@adminka> ;)
13:22 <@adminka> *g*
16:33 [Pt] marus changed the topic of #english to: <shaftoe> i spent a night with some priests (work related,
nothing sexual)
16:33 <@marus> hehe
16:33 * marus jumps away
16:34 <+shaftoe> you naughty brat :)
16:34 <+Tuga> sentence of the year
16:34 <@marus> u don't want a piano on u do u?
16:34 <@marus> :P
16:34 <+shaftoe> nooo
16:35 <@marus> good
16:35 <+shaftoe> not unless you're between me and the piano
16:35 <@marus> then take care of yourself
16:35 <+shaftoe> marus: don't worry, i will catch you one day :)
16:35 * marus prepares the piano to drop it on shaftoe in any moment
19:21 <@nismo-> you got a girl in every channel....
19:21 <@nismo-> :P
19:21 <@todd> do not
19:21 <@nismo-> have to
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19:22 <@todd> it's not my fault your girlfriend have trouble deciding
19:22 * todd runs
19:22 <@nismo-> LOL
19:22 <@nismo-> you better run Duck quickly
19:22 * nismo- lets loose the hounds
19:22 <@todd> :)
19:22 * todd runs to the car
16:29 <@adminka> userdel -r witch
16:29 <@adminka> Ups.
16:29 <@adminka> ;}
16:30 <+^WiTcH^> sysadmindel -r
01:33 <+dmwaters> unreal: hehe
01:34 <+unreal> ya know what ya gotta do... ya gotta kick mikey in the gonads
01:35 <+dmwaters> unreal: be nice
01:35 * unreal is :)
17:47 <@todd> to the left of the little pig
17:48 <@GeRi^> wheres the pig ?
17:48 <@todd> in the bathroom, inside the shiny thing on the wall
17:48 <@GeRi^> uff
17:48 <@GeRi^> shut up
17:48 <@GeRi^> wheres tbo
17:53 <@GeRi^> why doesnt the pic come ?
17:54 <@todd> it must be validated by an admin
17:54 <@todd> it is to keep bouzo from uploading porn
17:54 <@GeRi^> lol
18:45 < terry> lpr error: Get_local_host: hostname '101/udp' bad (Cannot print to LOCAL printer)
18:46 < terry> what is 101/udp ?
11:55 <@nismo_> platyna!
11:55 <@nismo_> you polish hottie
11:55 <@nismo_> how are you this morning?
07:10 < hangy> adminka = Platyna ? ;)
07:38 <@Platyna> Yep. ;)
07:39 < hangy> hehe..
07:39 < hangy> r u woman ?
07:39 <@Platyna> Yes.
07:39 * hangy shocked
14:49 <@nismo--> dont u have a b0xx0r to haxx0r?
09:13 <+Zet> my neck hurts
09:14 <@dyn> you shouldn't have tried all those positions with your bf yesterday night
22:37 < tewmten> 4e 6f 77 20 61 6c 6c 20 6f 66 20 79 6f 75 20 73 74 6f 70 20 69 74
22:37 < b0lt> hex :D
22:37 < BatemanAP> wtf is going on here?
22:37 < b0lt> BatemanAP, hex
22:37 < b0lt> we're practicing safe hex
11:44 <@bouzo> Platyna is a l337 h4x0r ch1x0r
15:54 < Tupsumato> german, the language where a love confession sounds like execution order
18:12 < Emily> GoGi Computers are like air-conditioners: Both stop working if you open windows.
19:57 < JohnB> hi P
19:57 < JohnB> need any help?
19:57 < P> list #warez
19:58 < JohnB> what?
19:58 < P> ya dude movies
19:58 < Platyna> =]
19:58 < JohnB> we dont do movies here
19:58 < JohnB> this is a help chan
19:58 < JohnB> for our web site..
19:58 * Platyna rotfls.
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19:58 < JohnB> only movies i do is of me playing in my garden
00:21 <@Zarb> Core is d92-mtm@brother.ludd.ltu.se * Magnus Tjernström - Sommarkatt
00:21 <@Zarb> Core on @#EIRE @#ZarbsWorld
00:21 <@Zarb> Core using irc.ludd.luth.se Top of the world, Lulea, Sweden
00:21 <@Zarb> Core is away: Out on the balcony.
00:21 <@Zarb> Core is an IRC Operator
00:21 <@Zarb> Core has been idle 10hrs 43mins 55secs, signed on Fri Apr 16 10:51:25
00:21 <@Zarb> Core End of WHOIS list.
00:22 <@Zarb> -
00:22 <@Zarb> did he die on the balcony?????
00:22 <@Zarb> 10 hours out there//
00:22 <@Zarb> is he dead?
00:22 <@Spela> aw
00:22 <@Wull> @_@
00:22 <@Spela> maybe he locked himself out >:D
22:33 <@Core> Platyna: Do I look sexy or what? :P
22:33 <@Platyna> Nope. ;>
22:33 <@Core> Hehe, I like the honesty. :)
16:11 < mary`> what name?
16:11 < marc> i'm "Thrall", the obnoxious pain in the backside
Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved
from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people
in front of smart terminals.
From: fred_penner
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:55 pm Post subject: Enriched harvestable items
I'm not sure this is a good idea. For example:
1) Harvesting vegetables.
2) Pull out an "enriched" super, giant carrot.
3) Attempt to put carrot in inventory fails.
4) Giant enriched carrot falls on player.
5) Player dies a slow, giant carrot induced, suffocating death.
Curor @ Sep 14 2004, 09:18 AM
No go on, I don't mind. I love it when people post a message for the sole purpose of manipulating others on the forum. You think that we are such
lowbrow, intellectually dead race of Neanderthals. Well go on, tell me why that post was so lame.
I do not belive that intellect comes with age. You can be as Yoda-like as you wan't, but that does not exempt you from actually justifying your
comments.
Name a Microsoft product that doesn't suck?
Microsoft Vacuum Cleaner.
03:45 <@Pogopuschel> Hmm. I'd still need a .. thing.. how's it called?
03:45 < Draklar> home
03:45 <@Pogopuschel> STFU
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23:12 < lewrker_> usb>=satan
23:13 < lewrker_> who the hell invented usb. he mustve been spawned from the deepest dungeon of hell
23:14 < lewrker_> it was probably someone from sco come to think
21:28 <@Pogopuschel> I'm still used to platyna's "duh" which is more like "stfu, idiot" ;)
20:10 <@Moogie|Gunz> Grono: quit being a troll
20:10 * Kyariajain mutters "Geez, not even I'm that anal."
20:10 < Grono> Me troll! Me bash Moogzor
20:10 * Grono pokes Moogie|Gunz with her troll club
19:03 < Pogopuschel> Platyna: did you pick the furnace again?
19:03 < Pogopuschel> spit it out :(
19:04 <+Platyna> Hehe.
19:04 <+Platyna> Pogopuschel: Nope.
19:04 <+Platyna> ;]
19:05 < Pogopuschel> How come I don't believe
19:05 < Pogopuschel> you. Look me in the eyes, and say again
19:05 < Pogopuschel> :D
19:05 * Platyna looks in Pogopuschel's eyes, Nooope. ;>
19:06 <+Platyna> Anyway, LOL.
19:06 <+Platyna> :D
19:06 <+Platyna> Someone has stolen GMs furnace! Eeek!
19:07 < Pogopuschel> I'll file a petition ;)
08:37 <@Pogopuschel> :?
08:38 <@Demarthl> careful pgog platyna's smiling! she wants your babies!
23:10 < Koshdukai> "wow, Platyna's being so nice today... that's odd ;P"
19:06 < malverian> Hey Platyna, I missed you :-*
19:06 <+Platyna> :>
19:06 <+Platyna> Hello. ;)
19:06 * malverian hugs and nuzzles.
19:06 < malverian> You adorable little hax0r, you.
19:07 < malverian> Excited to see me? <3
19:07 * malverian snickers.
11:11 [Pt] vegan [~fs_1@1f-0e-e1-4b.ip.fastwebnet.net] has joined #help
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11:11 [Pt] vegan was kicked from #help by mh [you are not welcome here (and i doubt anywhere else, considering your behavior) (vegan)]
11:12 <+Aprogas> I didn't know mh was member of the meat4life campaign.
20:06 < t0mcioo> wee_ko: "Ubuntu" is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't configure Slackware"
15:09 * Flammifer whacks his own head with keyboard
15:10 <@XFred> Flammifer: careful with this, the keybord's useful ;)
00:02 <@MrLindeijer> It's a pity there are no dragons, actually. Cause now my dragon slaying skills are useless.
00:02 <@MrLindeijer> Ah I was referring to real life.
00:02 < Platyna> Unfortunately you are not developer of RealLife...
00:03 < Platyna> And the current one already has a cool MMORPG (cool for him).
00:03 < Platyna> :>
00:03 < thefox> the RealLife would be much easier if we had it's source code...
00:03 <@MrLindeijer> Uh, well when I refer to real life I'm not referring to a game, heh.
00:03 < Platyna> Yeah, but Mr. Developer knows we would cheat.
00:03 < Platyna> :D
00:03 < Sgep> Compiling
00:03 < thefox> well... we would... and?
00:03 < Platyna> MrLindeijer: If you are refering to real life you are refering to a game.
00:04 <@MrLindeijer> Oh you sound like my dad.
00:04 <@MrLindeijer> You know son, actually life is one big game...
00:04 < Platyna> Hehe.
00:04 < Platyna> ;]
00:04 < Platyna> Yep.
00:04 <@MrLindeijer> :P
00:04 < Platyna> The only difference is that your parents create your character.
00:04 < thefox> :-D
00:05 <@MrLindeijer> He'd prefer me playing real life more I think.
00:05 < Platyna> Then you level up, you get items and you die.
00:05 <@MrLindeijer> Heh.
00:05 <@MrLindeijer> Yeah that's another difference, the end is sure and just paying your monthly fees is not enough to keep your account.
00:07 < Platyna> :D
00:07 < thefox> MrLindeijer: do you mean that when I get killed I won't wake up somewhere else with some of my equipment gone?!?
00:07 <@MrLindeijer> Well I'm sure wherever you wake up won't be where I am.
00:07 <@MrLindeijer> Also, it's pretty sure you leave all of your equipment behind.
15:43 <+MZL> [x] IRC [ ] Life
15:43 <+MZL> "Excellent choice, sir!"
14:08 < the-me> hmpf... give me drugs, the world is too slow for me :/
00:07 * WeirdKerr turns into a duck without warning
00:08 < MalMen> people
00:09 < MalMen> here anyone can help me to configure sendmail on php plz?
00:10 < HotaruT> sendmail on drugs? .. no thanks (-;
00:23 [IRCNet] CTCP VERSION reply from arachnist: Russian nuclear submarine-0.8.10 @ Gentoo/Hardened/Linux/2.6/i686
21:27 <@Core> Brrr... why are my hands so cold.
21:28 < weirdkerr> take them out the fridge
21:29 <@Core> Ohh! Thanks for the advice. Hehe. :)
21:29 <@Core> Funny, now it feels much better. :P
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17:42 < Modanung> Platyna: Happy sysadminday Platyna!!! *kisses, hugs*
17:43 < Platyna> Thanks. ;)
17:43 < m[a]tt> and who happy-sysadminday-s me?
17:44 < Modanung> m[a]tt: You're a blabbering idiot, not a sysadmin
21:07 < Sbetsho> Supertoilette!
21:07 < Platyna> Hello.
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21:09 < Platyna> ;o Finish people are weird...
21:09 < Dark_Elf> and mean
21:09 < Jadefire> no they arent
21:10 < Platyna> Jadefire: They aren't weird or mean?
21:10 < Dark_Elf> Jadefire: yes we are :D
21:10 < Jadefire> well they arent mean
21:10 < Platyna> But the Finish person says they are.
21:10 < Jadefire> they arent weird and unlike swedes they arent gay... ;PPPPP
21:10 < Dark_Elf> Jadefire: you're just blind for it.. go and ask your bf for that :D
21:11 < Dark_Elf> Platyna: we are :)
21:11 < Jadefire> Finns maybe mentally unstable enough to name some of their sons Pekka.
But swedes are the ones psycho enough to make up jokes about Pekka.
21:26 < Matt_> Platyna: life has no sense if Platyna hates you :/
21:31 < m[a]tt> hp sucks
21:31 < maci_> no
21:32 < maci_> dell sucks
21:32 < m[a]tt> hp sucks
21:32 < maci_> hp is decent
21:32 < m[a]tt> dell is decent
21:32 < m[a]tt> :P
21:32 < maci_> dell is crap
Why not stick a gun to the back of my throat and
pull the trigger just cuz i'm bored? teehee --007
02:27 [Pt] Bog_ [~me@CPE000d889a2f0d-CM00080d7be684.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #security
02:27 < Bog_> anyone recommend some malicious websites to test?
02:28 < TmBerg> microsoft.com :)
22:39 [Pt] Topic for #SLACKWARE.PL: GCC4 released! | so many new bu... features! ;) | every day brings new bu... events.
"With age comes knowledge. With knowledge comes wisdom. With wisdom comes insight,
and with insight you should have realized, that your life obviously has been a
waste of time so far." - Kiva
13:28 <Moogie> not having a massive porn collection probably helps to make sure I always have 100gb hdd space free :)
When an apparently unsuspecting Microsoft recruiter contacted Raymond in September 2005
to suggest an interview, his response was typical: "What were you going to do with the
rest of your afternoon, offer jobs to Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds? Or were you
going to stick to something easier, like talking Pope Benedict XVI into presiding at
a Satanist orgy?"
Regards.
