You pathetic moron, what the hell is with you? I demand to know who you are on TMW! You've been making up lies about me constantly, and saying I'm 12? Wth. You sir, are a moron, I want to know who you are on TMW forums.
Please do not send me any inquiries regarding player accounts on TMW.
You might have heard a certain rumor about me. This rumor is completely false. You might also have heard the other rumor about me. This rumor is 100% accurate.