Lol! Me: Hello, I am aimbot6.0 and I am an online shopping bot. I understand you have made a purchase for a Hello Kitty 'Waka' T-Shirt. Please type "1" then hit "enter" to confirm.
Kid: wut
Me: Unknown request.
Kid: cancle!!
Me: Unknown request. Please say "Help" to get a list of options.
Kid: help
Me: Unknown request
Kid: help!!!!!1
Me: Order confirmed, the bill will be combined with your internet charge. Please enjoy your item.
Kid: wut?!?! I SAID NO! I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE! CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE
Me: I am sorry, this bot is no longer available.