Faith and Begorrah!
It’s time once again for TMW’s annual
St. Paddy’s Day Limerick Contest!
Rules:
Post your limerick in this thread.
Only one limerick will be allowed per player.
Your limerick must be about something uniquely specific to TMW.
Deadline for submissions:
Sunday March 15, 2026
Winners and prizes to be announced:
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Good luck to all!
P.S. For tips on how to write a limerick, see https://crc.themanaworld.org/forum_threads/2955675
In The Mana World lived a brave sprite,
Who hunted for loot day and night.
He battled green slimes,
For hours and times,
Till sunrise replaced pixel light. 
That there warrior fights day and night
And attacks them with all of his might,
But Arkim doth mime
Lends his toothbrush to slime
As he runs from the bat cave in fright.
Itchy Demon
As a demon, it is my duty to inform you that the underworld is full of itchiness.
For participation only:
There once was a woman named Blossom,
Whom had a task truly awesome,
Oh what a deed,
To collect many seeds,
Now the monsters, we knock'em.
Ledmitz = Ardits = KillerBee = Mystic = Mystical_Servant = Tipsy Skeleton = BoomBoom = Cloak
The Beheader was hunting for a Terranite
He was looking everywhere, left and right
Then a Terranite took his eyes
With his eyes on the prize
Suddenly, there was no Terranite left in sight
Characters: ginosuper, supergino, Super Shop, ginosuper's mule, The Great Awakening, Blue Mini Dinosaur, Name, Darkness, Water
Guild: Crew of Red Corsair
Party: TMW Masters
Valia lures unsuspecting adventurers to their doom with her quest
Should they prevail and seek revenge upon overcoming this test
Her voice sends their memory backwards
She certainly has a way with words
Perhaps she should try her hand at TMW's limerick contest
Chars: SIGSEGV, asuratva, Halfwit, LeChuck, Xyzzy, Darknetizen, Lovecraftian
He typed out a long, epic tale,
Of how he would never, ever fail.
But a Skeleton in the grass,
Hit his brave little ass,
And sent his ghost back on the trail!
I gathered up herbs by the score,
And snake skins and ashes galore.
The oil bubbled bright,
Then exploded mid-night—
Now I'm farming those herbs even more.
TerriT
There once was a crypt full of skull and Wight,
Where Zombies would groan every day and each night.
But friends from afar
Logged in where they are,
And laughed while they bonked every skull left and right.
Puffolo
There once was a town called Nivalis, bright,
Where Fluffies bounced softly in snowy daylight.
Other monsters dropped sweets,
A yummy surprise treats,
But Fluffies were too fluffy to fight!
Ciliegia
No one has an extra dime
For our badly broke Rick Lime
He is now very poor
Lost his purse in the moor
What a pretty damn hard time
Ok, I'll give it a try.
There once was a land full of lore,
Where slimes kept returning for more.
You’d grind late at night,
For a drop rare and bright,
Then boast of your loot at the store.
My name is Aurelien in the game.
I'm Nichole in the game 
There once was Krukan, who ruled the crypt night,
A general of undead in armor of might.
His helm shone with dread,
By the bones of the dead,
Only a true hero could win that great prize in the fight.
Parua,was the one who brought together Friends,
who didn't see each other in this vast world,
thanks to the battles he organized,
Unforgettable smiles would emerge.
Maximo.
At first I met Corgi and Dave,
I did not know how to behave,
make games I did crave,
in person a laptop they gave,
now I'm stuck in a mana worlds cave.
